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[-] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

A lot of prospective boyfriend carers don’t know this, but once the typical boyfriend comes of age to be chosen by a carer, they are perfectly capable of procuring and preparing their own food!

Just make certain that you show them where the food items are located, and they should be able to provide not only for themselves, but for you, too! Now, no one says it’s wrong to feed a boyfriend, but not playing to their capabilities not only deprives them of proper growth, but robs you of a core feature of boyfriends: sharing a life as equals!

Just be a thoughtful and responsible carer, and you could have a happy home for decades, or until it shits on the floor and you have to put it down.

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I'm a big boyfriend, all growed up, I can make hot pocket and peanut butter sandwich.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That sounds amazing rn [8]

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

You mean to say I should let it out of the enriching environment i've set up for it in my basement? What if it runs away???

[-] otto@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago

To this day, the "Now with FLAVOR!" part still kills me.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago

Mixing the pellets and wet food is what boyfriends crave.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago

But only do it on special events. Otherwise it won't go back to regular food.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

We call it a "high value treat"

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 1 week ago

And getting to eat a peach several times a week.

[-] Hoimo@ani.social 17 points 1 week ago
[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

🎼🎶"Snack my peach up"

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Feed me something healthy so I don't die at 40

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'm over 40 and only eat pizza bites, KD, and poutine. I've never had a single health related...aggggggggggggggggggggggg

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

agggggggggggggggg

He must have died while typing ...

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

At least he had the good sense to hit the ENTER key before he passed.

[-] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It's funny because men can't cook

[-] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In my 20s, most men can cook? Is what I was going to say but then I rememebered I kinda taught and got a few ppl started cooking, you kinda just need to learn to experiement and be okay with failure, a lot of ppl just dont want to ruin their meal or waste food, gotta cook when you aren't hungry for the love of the game lol.

[-] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

If you're a parent, teach them young, the sooner you make the mistakes the easier it is to pick stuff up

[-] nerv@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel personally attacked by that. Am man and able to cook. Unfair generalization. I do still manage to leave the toilet seat up.

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What's the husband food look like?

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago
[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Damn, ya got me. I love beets.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago
[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have gotten used to coffee and desert. I am officially an old man now.

However, the Italians/French are onto something, an espresso after lunch is great. It gives you half an hour or so of slacking off and then the caffeine kicks in.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

(Sorry if the NSFW spoilers don't work; I tried.)

::: NSFW My boyfriend seem to prefer eating pussy. ;)

(I don't have a boyfriend or a supply of pussy.) :::

this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025
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