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[-] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 74 points 11 months ago

Where do I become a holy fool?

[-] realitista@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago

Your local church

[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I'm already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 11 months ago

Have you seen those televangelists? They make fucking bank.

[-] jayemar@lemm.ee 67 points 11 months ago

I didn't realize train robber was still an option

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 32 points 11 months ago

Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you've been mooching around like a goddamn chump....

[-] Emanuel@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 11 months ago

"All warfare is based […]"

[-] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 11 months ago

“Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough”

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?

[-] redballooon@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you'll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.

[-] figaro@lemdro.id 6 points 11 months ago

I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 months ago

It was never NOT an option.

We do still have trains, don't we?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 50 points 11 months ago

"I wanna be TikTok when I grow up."

"You want to make content for TikTok?"

"No! I want to be the app!"

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.

[-] jarfil@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I can't remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[-] pedro@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago
[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

"I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands"

[-] Preciseid@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.

[-] capy_bara@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Cancellation incoming

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 11 months ago

Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

Which is why you don't see "mathematician" on the list.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

Maybe some kids want multiple jobs

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

No one wants two jobs, but the kids these days know they'll need it

[-] pedro@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Many kids would like to be a teacher on Monday, an astronaut on Tuesday, a veterinarian on Wednesday, ....

But I guess here the demographic is a little older than my example so it might not apply

[-] pizzahoe@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago

Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure that was the benzos

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Woke Moralists and Benzos handshake meme: Destroying Jordan Bitchass Peterson

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?

(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11.9% train robber stat, tho)

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I see. I never really got that thing. I guess I'm too old.

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Real human bean

[-] virku@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I guess my toddlers aren't main stream then. One wants to be a policefiremantruck and the other a snail tamer.

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Snail tamer sounds like an amazing job

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Its very dangerous. A feral snail can be more deadly than the monthy python rabbit. The tend to be cool tho

[-] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Dang those kids can spell Beaureaoucrat

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