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[-] Bonus@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Don't forget for one second just because I'm not a graphic designer doesn't mean I don't get constantly told I fucked up centered justification.

This reminds me of a buddy I used to have. He wore jackets exactly like this and even had two little dogs. He was a Vietnam vet and did, in fact, kill a whole bunch of people during the war. Something he never forgave himself for.

One time I asked him what that was like. He thought for a minute and said, "When you have your weapon trained on someone, for a split second you have the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power."

He was a character but a good dude overall.

[-] MITM0@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

We call this "StrongMan-Posturing", this guy never experienced violence.

I remembered a MGTOW guy by the name "Undead-Chronic" (do any of you remember him ?) He chickened out the moment FBI showed up at his door😂

[-] FourThirteen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is some serious THE_PACK vibes

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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You're doing exactly what he is asking you not to.

Hell yeah brother, fuckin' hardcore

[-] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly this could be self aware satire.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Now that I am older, my eyesight isn't what it used to be. I could still hit that target at 100 yards with iron sights. Meal Team 6 wannabe tacticool moron wouldn't last thirty seconds in a firefight.

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

The pair of cute corgis really sells it

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm. Our corgis are significantly more dangerous than I am. Doubly, so if they think you might try to clip their nails.

[-] Rolder@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Angry loaves of bread!

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

What's a love corgi, who is Regina and how are hers involved?

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[-] Bloomcole@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Peak American cringe

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