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Trump is planning a $92 million parade in DC for his birthday on June 14th.
(washingtoncitypaper.com)
Shoutout to the scheming eunuch that came up with this idea, real classic.
byzantine pilled and eunuchmaxxing, as a nation
Sire, the people adore you, and want to celebrate your birth... by the way, have I told you my cousin owns a float decoration business...?
His name is Eric Trump.
Doing this after spending the first quarter slashing everything in the name of elimination waste is so funny lmao
"With a mortar launcher"
Hey this has nothing to do you your post, but I just read that secret service positions are getting cut. I wish them all the best.
Honestly though, incredibly funny.
Like, someone's going to at least try, right? Some restaurantier from Arkansas is going to have lost their business by then and they're going to change the face of American politics. Or maybe it'll be like that first kid who tried, just doing it because he's bored.
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Nero mindset
I hope it happens. Make it over 100 million. Money isnt real anyways. Trump can just print more if he wants 
Have a giant cartoon float of himself
He should erect a massive statue of himself on the White House Lawn.
He really should be hitting his monument era soon
Commission Ben Garrison as the concept artist. Giant abs and dick or something. A big label.
Explorers in the year 40,000 will stumble upon the ruins of Ancient America and the era of Trumpism, which saw the construction of large golden idols depicting Trump a major god in their pantheon. Some archaeologists believe Trump was a real person, though this remains highly debated to this day.
he wouldn't happen to be driving past any book repositories, would he? with the top down, perhaps?
he's doing "dear leader" shit that the us propaganda apparatus makes up about the dprk 
He wanted to do a military parade for the one fourth of july, so maybe this time he'll get his wish and get to be king fancy lad with the handsome generals.
Liberals will be shocked - Shocked! - that hundreds of the nation's top military and security people are attending in their finest business attire or their dress uniforms. Trump likes obedience and shiny buttons. There is no hashtag military resistance. They will all be bending the knee. None of them wants Trump labeling them an Enemy of America and sending them to that terror prison in El Salvador.
Waiting for the Blanco Special
I do have hopes for actions occurring in Minecraft.
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Please, someone take the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever!
Fuckin tankies man I swear to god
Huh?
Its a parade of tanks
Lmao good one, i didn't get it for a minute
"Who do ya truuusssttt?"
He was giving money to people. He was objectively the best mayor the city had
Please, Xi...
certified Rice President plan
Fuck this wanna be Caesar.
DOGE is also canceling flag day and the holiday 5 days after, since they’re “too close”, and creating a new official holiday on Trump’s birthday called “Juneteenth” in the name of efficiency, as told to us by spokesperson Big Balls.
please let it happen. I wanna set American soldiers picking their noses on TV.
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