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[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 145 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 40 points 1 week ago

I'll just put this over here... with the rest of the fire...

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!

Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.

Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?

(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)

Roy: How?!

Moss: Made in Britain!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Doesn't seem formal enough, imho.

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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Ha ha ha ha. Wow! That was fast! Thanks for accommodating one of my obsessions.

[-] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Excellent!

for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago

Take my number

Multiply by one

divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 56 points 1 week ago
[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago
[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ok Grandpa's. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Hurtful comment.

So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

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[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 40 points 1 week ago

Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

[-] joseandres42@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago
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[-] Object@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

4814474077450141

I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!

[-] danciestlobster@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Wow that's so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?

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[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

your result in the comments.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 1 week ago

Better this one version

Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

That's one hell of a lock on that luggage.

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[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

Nice try, Slippin' Jimmy.

[-] Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago
[-] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.

[-] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There's also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying "Edwin Bearstown" in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there's 3 digits "674". Did i do it right?

where am i

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 week ago

?OVERFLOW ERROR

Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago
[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

1

Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago

Now divide by 0 and you're good again

[-] Honeybee@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 - 3

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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago

It gave me error: NaN

Does anyone know how to fix the error?

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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

It doesn't seem to be the case, but it would be interesting if there were CC numbers that were meant to be used in movies, similar to how 555-XXXX phone numbers are never real.

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There's some sample numbers for testing payment applications like stripe.

  • Visa: 4242424242424242
  • Mastercard: 5555555555554444
  • Discover: 6011000990139424
  • Amex: 371449635398431
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Visa was set up by a nerd

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago
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[-] pappabosley@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Oh wait, that's the address for my contract.

Gotta do that roofing contract

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[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Hmm the answer is Hunter 2 somehow

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
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[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

3141 5926 5358 9793; 2/38; 462

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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

4111 1111 1111 1111

[-] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

4444 3333 2222 1111

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 week ago

0

I never understood order of operations in school. Did I do it right?

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[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

1

Oops, I did a switcheroo on the question. But I used my real CC number, swear on my eyes.

[-] Feelfold@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

4638259687735327 72/56 967

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