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Seven "reporters" "wrote" this (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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On Tuah Coin (www.tumblr.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They all have physical addresses, and they are made of meat. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Money shot [SFW] (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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The first rule of jury nullification is: don't talk about jury nullification (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by quarrk@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If you want to nullify a law as a member of a jury, don’t talk about jury nullification:

during jury selection
during the trial
in private with any other jury member
during verdict deliberation

There is no Michael Scott moment where you “declare nullification”.

Even if the defendant is on camera and appears to commit the crime; if the defendant admitted to committing the crime; if the defendant shook your hand and said, “send me to prison, I’m guilty” — you simply decide that you did not see sufficient evidence that the defendant is guilty.

The moment you talk about jury nullification, you will be removed from the jury and/or cause a mistrial.

Just a friendly tip to those who want to serve their civic duty!

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The worst part of being the guy who airholed the CEO... (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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...is that he can't tell anyone about it. It's like being a superhero and having to hide your identity. I hope he has a few ride-or-die homies that know so he can celebrate.

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Celebrity Private Jet Leaderboard (celebrityprivatejettracker.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by git@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Me joining the SS and massacring children was just a quirky little phase (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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this book exists lmao (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Antichrist-Lucius-HaSatan-Esq/dp/B09Q51Y2PT/145-8236709-3991147

Death to America

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O.O (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Gorb@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TankieTanuki@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I love stand up. 😂

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Five words- I'M GLAD HEALTHCARE CEO DEAD (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by take_five_seconds@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Oh shit they're really starting to cook now (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by GottiGoFast@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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This shit is from a Bluesky "moderation account". (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Skywatch Blue / Anti-Alf Aktion (@skywatch.blue) — Bluesky

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Somebody can subscribe to blocklists without ever actually talking to the accounts. In other words - if I have a hammer and sickle Unicode character in my bio and those turds have put me in their list - I'm blocked by all the subscribers.