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[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

good luck with that. China will stick them into a blender if they even try, as they should.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

I know they're usually very measured about these things, but they need to erase these guys like they erased the cia proxy force parachuted into Tibet.

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

they'll erase themselves if they even bother showing up. While they've been off pillaging in Syria for a decade the Chinese government has lifted the standard of living in Xinjiang and tamped down on Uyghur separatism. Typically a would be independence movement needs to, you know, be active in the land and among the people they are purporting to represent.

If these guys think they'll receive a hero's welcome from the locals they'll be sorely mistaken, and the US isn't around in Afghanistan to funnel them support anymore. Hilariously their old friends in the Taliban will probably sell them out to China now for a few drops of aid money. It will look like some bay of pigs shit if they try to return in force. I doubt they will even try to leave Syria

[-] Gucci_Minh@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

Yeah the PLA mopped up the Tibetan CIA assets quick because they could not hide. Imagine being a typical liberated Tibetan serf seeing some lama failson trying to bring back slavery. Yeah it's reporting time.

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Imagine being a typical liberated Tibetan serf seeing some lama failson trying to bring back slavery. Yeah it's reporting time.

Reminded me of this gem from Parentis "Friendly feudalism"

Many Tibetan commandos and agents whom the CIA dropped into the country were chiefs of aristocratic clans or the sons of chiefs. Ninety percent of them were never heard from again, according to a report from the CIA itself ...

che-smile

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

They have a ceiling support of 45% (the percentage of Uyghurs in Xinjiang), so good luck with pulling off a separatist movement. But this is all talk. Put your feet in the shoes of these Uyghur jihadists. They could risk going through Afghanistan to get vaporized by the PLA or they could steal land from indigenous Syrians and set themselves up as Uyghur settlers like their Zionist masters. They're already stealing land since if they decide to squat in a Syrian's home, the Syrian can't exactly say no.

[-] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Bay of Pigs 2: qin-shi-huangdi-fireball boogaloo.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Afghanistan is an economically devastated pariah state. China should extend a helping hand and get Afghanistan back on their feet by economically and politically helping them. And when China does help them in this way, the Taliban will know what to do when they see a bunch of Uyghur jihadists trying to make their way to Xinjiang.

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Xi's comically large blender

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