Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.

The right half looks like something the Dutch would eat.

I mean, yeah, but that's so much better. Sure, our food sucks, but it sucks in such an elevated way that it's almost an art form. British food seems like it was made by a guy desperately trying to put together a meal from ingredients he bought at a gas station. American cuisine seems like it was made by a chef who is losing his sanity to Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension. The world looks at beans and toast and laughs at how pathetic it is.They look upon the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and weep, for they now know there is no God.

Isn't this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this

You all nag about how Americans have no food culture of their own, that they just steal and adapt other countries' foods. Then when you see true American creation and innovation, you reel back in fear and disgusting. Cowards!

Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.

Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨

Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.

Chocolate on pizza is a south american thing, I've never seen it in the US.

we most certainly will not

Take yer chip butty and go back to believing whatever your instagram feeds tell you, consoled by the fact that yer mushy peas and jellied eel are are the pinnacle of civiliz(s)ed cuisine.

…And?

The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

Rebuttal: jellied eels.

Your move, Britain.

I would like to clarify:

There is no piss inside beans/toast that needs to be extracted.

Yeah; because this isn't bland. It's extra AF.

The unfried crust and/or lack of a cheese like petroleum derivative ring in the periphery is unamerican

Save the grape for me.

As long as it's stuffed crust.

I see no problem with this pizza.

I can't stand all they stuff they add on top of the chicken bones. Such a hard time picking it all up before I start crunching on some ribs.

I used to shit on British food until I discovered marmite. No offense to the British but the Australians do it better. Y'all are a close second though.

Eating like they've got Universal Healthcare!

Well, I'm sure it's not a Brazilian pizza because the chicken would be cut in small pieces here... And there is way too little tomato and olives.

brazilians eat both stragonoff fried chicken pizza AND beans