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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

But all of them were deceived

For another leches had been made...

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

Cuatro ~= Leches

Cuatro != Quatro

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Wow, that was really the perfect scene to channel this energy.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 3 months ago

The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”

[-] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Great catcher tho

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
  • Evaporated Milk

  • Condensed Milk

  • Whole Milk

  • A Secret Fourth Thing

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

best I can do is Papi. / Solo te puedo ofrecer Papi

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago

Moloko plus

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I think we can go a lot further.

Common milk producers:

Cow

Bison

Goat

Sheep

Horse

Yak

Reindeer

Common milk types:

Evaporated

Condensed

Powdered

Whole

2%

1%

Skim

By my count, we should be able to do at least cuarenta y nueve leches. Are we even trying?

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Are you?

If we count whole, 2%, 1%, and skim as 4 distinct leches, what’s to stop us from creating a gradient of leches ranging from 0% to 3.25% milk fat?

Infinidad Leches

[-] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't that make one giant 1.625% milk?

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

What about condensed milk or powdered milk? Do they count as distinct leches as well?

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Definitely dinstinct leches. Also plant milks: almond, oat, coconut. Coconut cream should also count IMO. Then there is condensed coconut milk as well.

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'd be suspicious of a tres leches cake made with coconut cream. Somehow, I don't think it would taste right.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

That's a good point. It seems to be an infinite series that should converge on one value of leche. If we solve for that, we should be able to make the ultimate torta de leche, which, paradoxically, is made with only one supreme leche.

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?

[-] three@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Yes, absolutely yes.

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

It’s common in the US, where there is a large Mexican population

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Coquito I call Ron con 5 leches.

Leche evaporada, leche regular, leche condensada dulce (lechera), leche de coco, y crema.

Why have 3 or 4 when you can have 5 and rum?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What is the other leche added? 🤨

[-] JoseALerma@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Whipped cream, from the looks of it. To be fair, we didn't say types and styles of milk were mutually exclusive

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 3 months ago

Cuatro leches?? With this economy?

[-] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 0 points 3 months ago

The "Cuatro Leches" is like the jackasses on The Price is Right who, seeing you've bid $500, bids $501.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

Jackasses? Sir, that's just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

We need a full contact version of The Price is Right. Fuck bids. Earn your right to that merch with the teeth of your enemies.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago

And in the Showcase showdown remember that Alonzo took the ears of 4 contestants which puts them in a close second place to Denise!

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago

Not a big cheese person, doesn't leeches mean cheeses? 4 chessese should be a little expensive than 3, no? elifaa... (explain like im five and american) im five american cheeses

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Milk not cheese. Tres leches is 3 milks, evaporated, condensed and whole (cream).

[-] HereIAm@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I'll un-brainfart you. If the price of the cheeses per volume is the same, and both three and four cheeses fill the same container, the price would remain the same 🙂

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

But different cheeses have different prices.... at least they do when i buy individual cheese types.

[-] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 0 points 3 months ago

It's extra work to package more cheeses, even if they're smaller

[-] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

The fourth cheese could be a cheaper one too.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 3 months ago
[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

Tres leches is a cake with condensed milk, caramel, and whipped cream. So three dairy products. It's delicious.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Tell me... how many leches you see.

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Dumbass eastern european here - what is Tres Leches?

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

To be even more specific, it's a Mexican dessert made of sponge cake, soaked in a mixture of three milks. Wet cake may not sound appetizing, but it's absolutely delicious.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

A type of cake

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

In addition to the other comment, it means "3 milks" literally.

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