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[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

I advocate separate duvets. My wife won't agree.

The romantics never said anything about the farts on thighs and I did not consent to being in anyone else's Dutch oven.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

My husband and I have separate blankets. Allows for better temperature regulation (he runs way hotter than me), and we never fight over the blanket.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

We were traveling in Austria last year and this is apparently the norm there. Every hotel had separate "single" duvets on each half of the bed.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

but she had an actual big spoon, and she cupped it, and now here i am in a double-dutch oven

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

10/10, no notes

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Is it wrong i like being the little spoon?

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Nope, nothing wrong with that!

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Eat more beans plz

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Just as long as her farts stay farts.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Doesn’t exist :(

this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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