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[-] Beetle@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago
[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

You will eat bugs and you will like them.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Hexbear bout to see what a real struggle session looks like

[-] Beetle@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

How do I start a struggle session? I fear for my life

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago
[-] Beetle@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

berries

Look, I found some tasty berries for you. You can eat those instead of me!

[-] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Would you like a lifetime supply of tasty bran?

All that I require is that you break the volcel pledge enough for daily egg laying to occur

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

More leftist infighting smh

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

hemagglutinin? sounds fake as fuck you going to believe that

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Sounds WOKE pronounjak

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

hemagglutinin DEEZ BEANZZ

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

she hema on my glut till inin

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Hold up, Let them Cook.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Smh, just cook the damn beanis 🫘, Dirt Owl

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago

Owls can have little a beanis. As a treat.

[-] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Not allowed to eat beans and feeling betrayed by nature, Dirt owl becomes the Antibeanis clown and swears to get revenge on the world in a very jrpg villian way.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

What would my jrpg battle boss theme be?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Unclear but pretty sure you have to go live in Avingon.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago
[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Aren't uncooked beans poisonous to humans as well?

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

I am now trying to imagine what beanis music sounds like and all I can imagine is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fS42OoTP8

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Why does this song go so hard?

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] durruticore@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Dirt owl is an antibeanis revisionist😔😔

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

bird-screm-2 This is disgusting anti bean propaganda

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

hexbear.net in absolute shambles

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I'm still not sharing my jelly beans, especially since you declared war on fake news.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Keep your jelly beans, you'll need them soldier

[-] Redderthanmisty@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 days ago

while cooked beans can be a safe treat

Not all hope is lost...

You may still be able to survive on Bri*ish baked beans

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So that's why you fart so much

[-] context@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

are your pellets full of refried beans?

[-] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

owls can have little a beans, as a treat

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