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Rule 34 rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Edit: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.

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[-] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Lisa Simpson being 2nd is vile wallahi 🤮

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Hope you don't find out who #11 is. (I DDG'd it and wish I hadn't.)

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago

Was thinking "surely it can't be worse than Lisa Simpson". I was wrong. I was so incredibly wrong.

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[-] RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

R34 doesn’t allow loli or shota content anymore. So all of the content of children is just them aged up looking like actual adults. Still questionable, but better.

[-] Octavusss@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

|>11 Maggie Simpson

This has to be bots, please. Someone has to be just fucking around. This can't be real.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah I went ahead and blurred that out of the image

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[-] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Elon Musk is #26 and Tracer is #27. So there are definitely some edgelords fucking around and messing with the stats.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Isn't there an episode where Maggie is grown up? Or am I thinking of Lisa?

I choose to believe it's the adult version

[-] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

You’re thinking of Holidays Of Future Passed.

[-] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I doubt you don't know that not only this is very real, but it's not even close to the worse rule34 and similar have to offer.

[-] Octavusss@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

No I don't know and I didn't want to know. I purposely avoid this shit.

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-

Amy Wong

We shouldn't judge others so harshly...

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[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)

[-] toddestan@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

If it makes you feel any better, from a quick scan through some of the images the vast majority of them at least seem depict the characters as older and grown up.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Lisa Simpson? Louise Belcher? Aren't they little kids?

[-] SausageWallet@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

I used to subscribe to r/rule34 for a laugh but somewhere along the line it went from being silly to being an excuse to make underage cartoon characters into porn. So this list doesn't surprise me.

[-] Zexks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

How does Lisa and Meg beat out Lois Hayley and Amy. Wft is that shit.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Isn’t it obvious?

Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.

Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh

[-] paultimate14@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What else do these all have in common?

They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.

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[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Honest question since i'm not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds

Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I'm curious anyway

[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Okay, I can't speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it's very simple:

  1. see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
  2. neuron activation
  3. you are now horny

There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Wait, you don't imagine elaborate narratives where, say, Adrien Brody's car breaks down in a stretch in the wilderness with nothing but your cabin for miles. So he walks toward the only structure and I'm there studying mosses and it's so remote I have a sat phone I let him use to call for help, but it'll be a while so I make him some tea and we get to talking. Night falls before help comes so I light a fire in the pit and let him borrow a sweater I stole from an ex and pull out a bottle of whiskey I was saving for something special but it's special enough. It keeps us chatting untill the early hours when a tow truck finally shows and I see him off. When I get home from my studies I find a package waiting for me—it's the sweater he borrowed, a thank you card, and a bottle of fine whiskey?

(I'm uncomfortable sexually fantasizing about real people.)

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[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

princess bean is also like 16 i think like a 4th is ilegal

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[-] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

I'm happy to say I've never fapped to any of those, too cringe

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