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[-] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 2 weeks ago

That's an ugly-ass mansion.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

I'm wondering if this is a result of having to spend most of the time indoors or be in the camera lens of paparazzi. We're looking at a photo from one right now probably.

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 38 points 2 weeks ago

Quite possibly. With that in mind it was probably designed from the inside. That way there's not much you can do about the exterior.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

That was my thought too. Or rather, you sacrifice the outside aesthetics (which you yourself wouldn't be able to enjoy because you can't be outside) to gain interior aesthetics which you could.

[-] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

In fairness, my aesthetic of choice is brutalism, so if I became ungodlyly famous, my house would very much look like a bunker, which is proof you can have your cake and eat it

[-] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Most mansions are ugly as fuck.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Money can't buy good taste.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Of all the things to hate on Taylor Swift for buying a McMansion and living in it as her primary residence is really silly. From what I remember, she's been there since at least 2014. The house isn't that big in person.

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Idc either way about Taylor Swift's house, but that's significantly more than a McMansion.

[-] Forester@pawb.social -2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Take a look at the breakers a few miles away to gain some perspective and tell me that this is a mansion.

https://www.newportmansions.org/gilded-age/history-of-newport-mansions/

[-] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago

Square footage of Taylor Swift's house: 11,000 square feet

Square footage of the average US house: 2,417 square feet

mansion noun man·​sion ˈman(t)-shən : a large imposing residence

It's a mansion.

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That's still easily a mansion yeah lol. McMansion would still be "single family" sized in my bullshit-personal-definition of the word. Several families of multiple generations can live in a mansion. I bet there's 12 bedrooms in that house

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

K, this is a mansion

I just think it's ugly. Like, I'm honestly pretty indifferent towards Taylor Swift. Both about her music, and her as a person. Like, she isn't great, but there are billionaires that are a lot worse than her. Who probably still live in less ugly mansions.

[-] loomy@lemy.lol 73 points 2 weeks ago

at least she didnt bury them on her golf course

[-] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago

Or next to the many runaways her private jet takes off from every 15 minutes

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago

Coincidentally all 12 victims were protesters against Taylor Swift's airplane use.

The only lead the police has is that the bodies were dumped from an airplane.

/jk

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Nevermind guys. They were all just Boeing whistle blowers. Nothing to see here.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 41 points 2 weeks ago

How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

I just googled it, and surprisingly the number actually is 12.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Thats somehow less than I thought.

I suppose when you're rich enough to not have to think about "How will I cover the rent if I dump his ass?" Probably makes the number higher than for regular folks.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it is more than average. The average number of lifetime sexual (I didn't see data for just "dating") partners for an individual is in the single digits, around 4-7.

[-] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

Every time she ends a relationship she makes six figures on an album release in which she talks shit about her recent ex causing the people who have been hypnotised by her music into sending infinite death threats as is subliminally requested by their cult leader through the music.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

First one, then the other.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago

Why is there a picture of a golf clubhouse?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago

Because American rich people don't deserve their money

[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I think that's just a regular house

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

None of the victims had any bone marrow left.

One victim even wrote Becky in his own blood.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 13 points 2 weeks ago

Daddy did say, "Stay away from Juliet"…

[-] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

One unsolved murder at every tour destination. Coincidence?

Yes.

Probably.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The square footage of the mansion that I'm referring to is 138,300 square feet. The kitchen alone is the size of a house

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Gotta have room to fly downstairs to the kitchen for that late night glass of water.

[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I'm starting a convoy for the downstairs bathroom, start packing your provisions.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Come to find out "I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake" was her answer to after birth abortions.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm glad that human remains discovered. I don’t even want to imagine if humans were never discovered or were forgotten.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 1 week ago

Arent most people forgotten? Lioe billions and billions over the millennia.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

About 110 billion, or 94% of people who ever lived are dead.

It's actually surprisingly few.

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago
[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

At least Taylor's okay.

Reminds me of this

[-] josefo@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago

All this time I thought that Shia Labeouf was the killer. I now want another musical.

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

STFU hahhahah

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