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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 82 points 1 month ago

I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago

struggles to open

"screw this, I'll do without"

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 40 points 1 month ago

Exactly, this is just going to have more rawdogging. Or an unaltered amount. What if one of the participants is missing an arm? They have to have a threesome now?

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[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 month ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

This is how you deal with penises that don't first get consent

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

All 4 of them? (not the 4 total rapists, the 1 rapist with the Machamp arm thing but with penises, important distinction)

[-] Pornacount128@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

What does a home circumcision kit have to do with this?

[-] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 24 points 1 month ago

Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry's ice cream locks.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I'll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*

Same for this. Oh no, she won't consent? Then we're doing it raw!

^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.)^

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

It was just an art piece, but ever since it took a meme form people took it as an actual product

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Rapists love using condoms I'm sure

[-] uuldika@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

it was an art piece, not a serious product idea. they weren't pitching it to Trojan, all it purported to do was make a "statement."

it's like an OmegaMart product, basically.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23910843/

[-] kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Given how often cops test rape kits, I'm not sure it would matter :(

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Fair point.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Issue is, rape is already not being taken seriously as a crime, so they don't really have to care.

[-] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Depends on the context and your gender

[-] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Something tells me most rapists aren't all that bright.

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[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 1 month ago

One armed people can't consent.

[-] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 month ago

They can only consent with three armed people

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Or 4 one-armed people

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's basic science.

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[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Do rapists stop to put on condoms?

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent

[-] D_C@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open

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[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is there one that requires 6 hands for thruples?

"SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU"

whimpers

"Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you."

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?

How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, "Pitter patter, let's get at 'er!"

[-] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don't get it

[-] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

Does it beat carrying these & wearing them in all orifices at all times?

rapex condom

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[-] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Do You think he has 2 dicks?

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

If he does they are tucked away

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

If by "powerful statement about consent" you mean bullshit marketing, sure.

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