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[-] GeekFTW@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor's appointment so i wasn't there. the way they tell it, i'm the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i'm at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.

my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Your brother and sister in law sound like they were made for each other, both insane.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You have to understand that like 50% of the American population are even more useless than him.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Is he admitting ignorance to something that literally tens of billions of people have done, including people who can't read and never knew what a computer was, or even how to make fire? This is the guy who we should trust with making an "artificial intelligence"?

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

To be fair, programmers don't make great dads, it's rather hard to program your kid

[-] Kintarian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lack of empathy, born with golden spoons in their mouths

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I don't. I'm sure of it.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Power does things to people

So does an insular community

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

If he literally knew nothing and was worried for his child he could have hired a well paid live-in nursemaid and forgotten about the money it cost the next half hour.

Instead he used his child as an experiment.

“Hey dad, are you proud of me?”

“I’m proud of the value you created for me and the shareholders.”

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This guy's kid is going to be so fucked up

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean it's fair enough. It's not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

plus it's such a horrendously complex thing that you definitely can't largely figure out on your own

hey my infant keeps leaking this foul smelling brown stuff, what's going on??? if only i had access to AI so i could figure this out..

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

You know what? I believe him.

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

so he's an idiot, got it

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

what a fucking useless human.

I vote we start calling me Elon Jr.

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

then why even have a baby? the joy of caring for that child--of experiencing fatherhood--is a big reason for having babies.

not taking steps to learn how to be a father is like buying a hog and slapping training wheels on it. you're never going to get to really enjoy that ride.

[-] C1pher@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too :D

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

Altman: "How does one have a baby?"

ChatGPT: "You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other..."

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

We have mistaken rationality for a philosophy rather than a methodology, and efficiency for a virtue without any particular end in mind.

To have a unique, personal, subjective, divergent human experience is to sin against your prescribed algorithm.

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Ok, guys, at least Mr Sam is wannabe Steve Jobs and not wannabe a Hitler's orange hair twin

[-] aaron@infosec.pub 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Presumably he means the financial success of chatgpt paid for the coterie of staff he employs to look after the child he never sees.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

wow, getting desperate with the marketing over there.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It just goes to show. Financial success doesn't equal a good person (or parent, in this case)

[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure it's an inverse correlation or maybe a bell curve with some outliers on either end.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Holy shit we are definitely living in a satire simulation running as a VR experience for people living in a less funny but just as brutal reality.

Like holy shit you can't write this shit, this has got to have people at The Onion quaking in their papery and layered exteriors.

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.

[-] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Sam Altman at this point is a parody of a human being, one that failed upwards in spectacular fashion. I can't wait to see the postmortem of why AI failed, and this weird advert for AI to be cited. ROFL

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Come on lol, that’s obviously a hyperbolic

[-] vane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

my kids will never be smarter than AI

Sam Altman 2025

Call a doctor.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Why would you admit you're a complete moron like that?

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Because other complete morons will now buy the product?

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

I would do it if it got me a million dollars

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

naw - he jus said thad the chatgpt has helpd him do stff.... or like - u kno - answr the "is dis norml" kindsa questions.

so lik - yea... id also use the intrnt n the llm for dis. yea-

i watchd the interview btw - im nt jus hallucinatin bs.,.,

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 month ago

i like - rlli need to mek thad post which i cn link to whenevr peeps lik u show up...

ur not bad!!!! ur not evil !!! (i think) bt lik - yeaaaaaa - ,,,,........ no. no im nt havin a stroke, in case you meant it litrlli.

here.

[-] RockBottom@feddit.org 0 points 1 month ago

What would be Darwin‘s response?

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago

He'd fuck off to the Galapagos and hide from all the idiots.

[-] Angelusz@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid. Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

He's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

ChatGPT has historically been proven wrong time and time again. Reason has already been applied.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Sam Altman: "My baby won't stop crying, what can I do?"

ChatGPT: "Have you tried violently shaking it?"

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Did you turn it off and on again?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago

I turned it off but now it won’t turn on again.

I tried plugging it in. What now?

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

If this doesn't work, call the support number it should be I̴͚̕n̵̺̓s̴͚͐i̷̜͒d̶̡̆e̶̥͗ ̸͖̌t̴̥͆ẖ̷͌e̵͕͘ ̴̝̿s̷̫̔ḵ̷͠ȗ̴͜l̶̢̒ĺ̷̹

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Sam Altman: "My baby feels cold, what can I do to warm them?"

ChatGPT: "I see that you have a baby that feels cold and you want to warm them. In my instruction I assume, your house has a kitchen with either gas or electricity suplied..."

[-] Feyd@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Reacting emotionally to serial liars seems fair to me. Sam Altman can fuck off

[-] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not empathetic with psychos like him, especially when he's not seeking therapy and wants to destroy the world instead.

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