We need these people to donate their brains to science before they die so we can figure out what exactly is going on
It's the bodegas
It's the water
It's the water in the bodegas
It's the toxoplasmosis from the bodega cats
That sex offender shit he did? He's just Italian he meant no harm!
It's still amazing he used that as a defense
Legit one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Even now I randomly remember it and chuckle to myself like a maniac
Let's just make sure we have duh facts, like, uhh: A repawht was done four years ago makin' certain allegashuns. Ya with me? I said at da time, dat it was political and it was false. Yua with me? Five district attawhneys, Democratic, Republican, shawht, tall, looked at it all across duh state, found absolutely nuttin'. One case has been resolved. Ya' dig? I was dropped from dat case. Right? I said at dah time dat if I offended anyone, it was unintenshunal. Right? But I apologize, aite?
America needs a brutal reign of terror just to get the thoughtless hogs to take politics seriously again
America needs a brutal reign of terror ~~just to get the thoughtless hogs to take politics seriously again~~
No more half measures, Walter.
Ok, you've convinced me. But I have one condition before I sign on to this proposed reign of terror.
We need at least one crazy guy in a bathtub writing out screeds demanding various enemies of the Revolution be sent to the guillotine.
We need at least one crazy guy in a bathtub writing out screeds demanding various enemies of the Revolution be sent to the guillotine.
Y'all hiring?
sorry but Vermin Supreme gets right of first refusal
Yeah, OK, that's fair
OMG. This is perfect. This is ART!
Daddy Cuomo
Put a covid patient in my nursing home daddy
1D4 damage
Magic Missile
Tragic Miss Lib
politics, sexual pathology, and so on
god damn it i just commented the exact same thing
Whew!
My meds wore out for the day so my ass has that debuff where I take Max-Possible + Half from psychic. 
You warned me and it still hurt.
deeply unserious buffoon
typed 1d4 into google and i fucking rolled a 4, too
Just did it and also got a 4
Deeply unserious country
politics, sexual pathology, etc
Oof I’m bloodied
"Read this "
same vibe
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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