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[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago

You've been promoted to incorporeal.

[-] btbt@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

A corporal at 18? I see the Israelis have learned exceptionally well from the Starship Troopers School Of Military Strategy

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

I'm from Tel Aviv and I say GIVE ME YOUR CUM

[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

What sick shit do you have to do to make corporal at 18?

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago

"When the man next to you dies, collect their rank, commendations and semen." - IOF Proverb, or something

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

It's not necessarily as bad as you think, becoming corporal just requires you be enlisted between 4 and 12 months ago. The minimum rank you can complete mandatory service with is Sergeant.

[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Huh. I guess when you're basically obama-medal you can fast track sounding cool

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Poor dumb kid got killed by his violent ideology before he had a chance to grow out of it. Regrettable. Edit: and entirely predictable.

[-] WasteTime@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Another case of Israel's child soldiers policy. We need a Kony 2012 type campaign to liberate occupied Palestine by the end of 2025.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago
[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

This was the last corporal left in the post hoc semen retention squad. israeli cum futures are down 500%

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

surely this was a “child prodigy doogie howser MD” type situation, and not the IOF being ranked by inexperienced kids

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Oldest corporal in the IOF.

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Thrown into the meat grinder before he even had the chance to know any better.

The Zionist thirst for the blood of children is insatiable.

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

rest in piss

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Damn, Pee-Wee got their number

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago
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[-] tane6@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

18 yo corporal lmfao

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