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[-] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

Metal Goose Solid

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Lexam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The geese will show no mercy.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Nor I. One of us shall bathe this evening in blood.

yhea, you think himself after made in god's image?

do you really think God is an ape with bad back and hair loss? said heresy seems grotesque, even to me, and I'm an atheist.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A goose wrote this

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

The geese care not for your puny gods.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 week ago

Yet man continues in their folly to unseat the goose.

We are witnessing the hubris of man.

[-] Laser@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago
[-] funkajunk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, then you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

[-] knacht1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Usually over night will do it.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Take about 10-15% off there Goosey Funk

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I commend your bravery and will mourn your loss

[-] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

“Hey guys, that fucking idiot with the water guns is back! Let’s go fuck him up! Again!”

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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