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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I met a guy when I was that age, adult but not old. Friends, hung out with other people. The minute I turned 16 he asked me out. I declined and it was no big deal but who does that?

[-] m3t00@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

thought i needed a car to get a date. married a date with a car.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

How'd you'd get the fruit to talk back to you?

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Revved the engine, duh

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I accidentally ended up with a very young lady. I know how this will sound, and all I can do is assure everyone that, at least for my part, everything I say is the absolute truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I went to college late, I was 23 by the time I applied to college, and turned 24 shortly after starting classes. My birthday is in the first quarter, or so, of the year.

Anyways. I think I was in my second year of college when I met this girl, I don't even remember how I met her honestly; it wasn't a dating app, those things barely existed at the time and I haven't ever used one; I just haven't seen the need... Anyways, everything seems cool, she's telling me she's 17 and has a bday coming up. At this point I'm 24/25, and I'm thinking that's a bit young, but since she's basically 18 at this point, I don't really see a problem with it.... Anyways, birthday happens, Yay, and life goes on. After a few months as things get more and more complicated, as happens in most relationships, I come to find out that her birthday, was her 17th birthday, she was 16 when we met. I'm suddenly very not ok with everything.

It didn't last super long after that. She was also preggo with her exes kid and never told me. The relationship was only like 5-6 months long. She lost the kid, I believe it was a miscarriage, and I'm sad for her that happened, but too much weird bullshit and deception was happening so I called it off.

She wasn't a good person. She's on a short list of exes I don't talk to anymore. Most of my exes I still consider good friends, even if I haven't seen them in a long time. I'm in a stable, long term relationship with a more age appropriate partner, for... Gosh, it has to be 10 years now? Time flies. There's.... 6? ish years between our ages, and we met when I was 30-something.... I'm much happier now. Heh.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This just sounds like you were misled and it was awkward. I don't think you intended to chase young women.

When I was in high school in the 80s it was not uncommon for high school girls in higher grades to have adult men as boyfriends. One of my teachers in fact did it, and got put on leave for a while LOL.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Ah, yes... Pedos... Known for waiting until OP turns 13 so they can ethically swoop in and steal their girl.

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Cus 12 is waay too young… but not 13 /s

[-] lukaro@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Don't hang around so many republicans and the competition would thin out.

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

The thing about 13yo guys ia that you are on the beggining of your puberty process and most boys are ugly and awkward

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

How many 13 year old guys are you trying to date? You been to a private island in the last 10 years or so?

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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today -3 points 1 week ago

Not really, because guys that age are 100% INVISIBLE to females. All you got is zits and a curfew, which you can't even violate because neither you, nor any of your friends have a driver's license.

[-] msprout@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

guys

😎

females

🙄

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Being over 21 really did get me in good with a lot of girls who were 19-20.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Graduating high school made me a hell of a lot more interesting to a couple of girls. I figured if they weren't interested before, they weren't interesting enough.

[-] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait it's only about what you can do for them and give to them, your material usefulness? What about youthful vigor? Doesn't that count for more, way more, than a driver's license, spending money and social status? What about love and shit?

Love doesn't exist. Only greed and lust.

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Well, with that attitude…

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No. Why bother?

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