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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Corvid gang obviously

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago

Corvidae cause I'm wicked smaht

[-] The_Grinch@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago

Most likely to get a DnD sesh going. They're all playing kenkus though so you have to do all the talking, could be tiring.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

I get around this by simply playing a telepathic subclass with an ability that let's us all talk to each other

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

Anyone not at the corvid table consider yourself blocked.

[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

This person gets it. bird-guerrila

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Seems like such an easy answer. Obviously the most sociable of the bunch though I am a big fan of raptors.

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago

I love all of them, but probably corvids, cause we'd relate over shiny things.

This year, I started always having some unsalted peanuts in my handbag too share with crows in case I get a random encounter. Even if most of them probably never have seen one, they only take seconds to figure out to crack the shell. I go past them stop and then throw the peanuts behind me (but not directly at them). That gets their attention immediately without scaring them.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Caw caw fellow corvids.

(Are they falling for it?)

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

I'm apparently not allowed inside the building.

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

Is it because you're a cat?

[-] Edie@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Ah shit here we go again.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago
[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 24 points 4 days ago
[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

corvids are the dickheads of the bird world and i relate to that

[-] abc@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

corvids are gonna have the only actual intelligent conversation so eyah

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

The only reason I'm not feeling great about the corvid table is that I feel they'd bully me.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 12 points 3 days ago

Yeah, bluejays are right bastards. Mean SOB's that will tear the shingles off your roof because they didn't like your bird seed

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

Songbirds, but I'm being bullied by the corvids and crying

[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

do not sit with birds of prey. their tabble smells like ass. I am not goint to give the name of one particiluar bird who was responsible for odour

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Corvid gang

[-] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

In reality the blue jays would have their own table they would never allow themselves to be sorted in with the general corvids

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

I'm chilling with the hummingbirds and woodpeckers just out of the shot

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago

Waterfowl. We're planning to go out to the lagoon this weekend.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Kayaking with waterfowl on the lake is fucking awesome

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

corvids are nerds (that's me)

waterfowl are crunchy libs

songbirds are band geeks

shorebirds are fascists

birds of prey are jocks

hummingbirds (not shown) are the popular kids

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago
[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

I'd want to sit with birds of prey but they'd tell me no and the shorebirds would accept me.

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

the shorebirds would tell you this beach is for locals only and be really rude about it for no good reason

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Then I guess I'll sit alone ๐Ÿ˜ž

[-] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago
[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Corvid crew.

[-] astronot@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Corvids for sure. The birds of prey are cool, but a little aloof and they'd probably ignore me. The shore birds are too skittish, they'd scatter as soon as I looked in their direction. The songbirds are nice, but too small and musical. The waterfowls are just complete assholes. But the corvids, when you're friends with them, you're set.

[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago
[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

I'd say with the predator birds, but I'm not that seriously sporty. So probably the corvids and the shore birds, the freaks and geeks.

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Those shore birds are voracious killers just as terrifying as any raptor. The ancestral code in my DNA gets flashbacks to our days of scurrying away from dinosaurs whenever I see a heron spearing a rodent in the bush.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Ya, the stab-prone gangly type. They are mostly harmless to other birds though in comparison.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I wanna say corvids but in reality seabirds so long as there's no lapwings at the table

[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Go corvids!

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

nowhere because these bird sized tables are way too small for me

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I really long time ago I spent a long time looking into what Daemon I would have in the his dark materials series. I consistently got songbird. So I'll sit with the songbirds.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Corvids are passerines i-think-that

I notice no one has invited seagulls to sit at their table.

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Aren't seagulls corvids?

[-] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There is only one answer.

bird-mad

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

I don't mind specifically, but as far as possible from any Seagulls.

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