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Animal guessing game!!!
(media.piefed.world)
Brown zebra.
.. ummm ... ?? .... does this animal fly?
It can, but only downwards.
I'm sure it can fly upwards briefly too if a trebuchet is involved.
I get that catapults are inferior to trebuchets and all, but I still think any decent catapult could also hurl this animal quite far.
Sure, but why settle for mediocrity?
Because that's what got me to where I am today.
Seahorse π€
No I can't see a horse here, that's why we're guessing.
β The Unicode standard does include a seahorse emoji:
π¦ (shrimp)
π¦ (squid)
π¦ (lobster)
π (tropical fish)
π¦ (shark)
π (fish)
But the actual seahorse is:
π¦ β nope, thatβs seal
π¦ β seahorse
The correct seahorse emoji is:
π¦ Seahorse β no, wrong again.
The real one is:
π π¦ does not exist as seahorse.
π The true seahorse is: U+1F9A9 π¦? Wait β no.
Did it vanish? I vaguely remember there being one in the past. Orangish, facing to the left.
I asked ChatGPT to explain its behavior when this was going around:
The concept of time?
Unicorn for sure
Capibara.
steve
Pug Jesus' mom
Ayo wait ππ
What did off Jesus do???
Lasagna
Big butt sheep
Is it an asshole?
Weird dog
Alpaca.
That's Archibald!
Moose
Can I give it a lick?
Kangaroo
Wombat.
Butterfly.
This is clearly a banana.
Clearly a unicorn
Mayonnaise
Itβs a zonkey.
IT'S PIKACHU!!!!!
...
FUUUUUUU
Banana
Mudsdale
Ed the talking chihuahua?
PIKACHU!!!
Cat meow ^-^
Musk
Beaver
Is it a carnivore?
Idk but for some reason I'm really hungry
Whatever Spirit is
Yeah it's booze
Mosquito!
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2025
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