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[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 116 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"What if the punisher skull but his teeth were guns and the eyes had spiders in them?!"

Of course, you're 12.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 59 points 2 months ago

Beat me to it.

Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

no it won't

[-] Scarry@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

speech-r :12-year-old:

(probably not, but I'm going to milk the bit while I can)

[-] aqwxcvbnji@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Calling these types 12 year olds will have so much mileage.

no it won't

Not with that attitude!

[-] WildWeezing420@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

some chud friend of a friend at a party kept calling things he thought were bad 'gay' with a very bitter tone to his voice. It was much more effective to get him to shut up and feel ashamed when I just started mocking him, calling him a middle-school boy with no vocabulary. Somebody else had tried to woke shame him and he was all "muh free speech I can say whatever I like" so I chimed in with the mockery and he immediately shut up

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 86 points 2 months ago

Americans are 12 is a good summary of our current moment tbh

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

i saw the thing this is from earlier and now i can't find it, can anybody serve it up?

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

+I want my treats now and will scream if I don't get them

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I don't wanna take my vaccine. The injection is pointy" yeah you 12

"I don't wanna pay taxes I want roads and things to fix themselves"

I hate that movies are not like how they were when I was a kid watching them. I will make massive culture wars over this and make it everyones problem. Most pressing issue of our times

I want life to be how it was when I was a kid. Simple and responsibility free. And I sure as fuck act like it i-love-not-thinking

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Most boomers are genuinely brain poisoned. I remember people saying leaded gas smelled great.

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago
[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

This may be the tackiest version of fascism yet.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago
[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

matt-jokerfied Don't make me tap the sign.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Giacomo Balla’s “Futurist Manifesto of Men’s Clothing” manuscript,

That sentence smells like garlic and anchovies

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

lmfao that's fucking cringe dude

[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

"Are we the baddies?"

[-] mickey@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

The inner teeth are gun barrels but they're not connected to anything! The Thompson gun is a relic! This is trash! Why isn't some FBI Mormon in place to tell Ka$h Patel this is trash? I've seen old people buy silver bullion with that same flag design on the reverse face.

[-] oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

The guns on the outside make the inner two teeth kinda look like long boogers just hangin.

[-] Caitycat@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Im convinced your average american decided who they were in middle school and have barely changed as a person beyond getting larger. It explains too much.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago
  1. Disney gonna sue for the punisher logo ripoff? of course not 2) looks AI generated lmao

not like, it's a fake pin, it looks like a real pin that was designed by AI

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

nah, look at the spiders for pupils - you don't usually get that kind of specific detail out of a generated design. I guess you could ask for "punisher skull with spider pupils and guns for teeth" but I kinda figure the output would be more sloppy than what we're looking at

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

The divorce is strong with this one

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

god damn that is some serious THE_PACK energy and i'd kinda dig it if it wasn't... that

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

It's like a temporary tattoo from one of those insert-coin-and-turn-the-crank machines, except it's all the designs displayed on the front of the machine shoehorned into one

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

lmao. Real Are We the {Gun Toothed Walruses | baddies}moment.

[-] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

not a death cult!

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The tommy gun

The fuck is that balloon nine doing there

Am I in comma?

[-] ephemeral@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

thought it was a tardis for a second

he's the 9th director of the FBI, I think it's supposed to look like a number on a sports jersey

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Kash probably thinks he's like back in the bootlegging days knocking over Tommy Knuckles and the Pine Street Gang Boys

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

Real 'targeted facebook ad tshirt' energy

and the ad is targeted on 'knowledge of guns is 98% from Resident Evil 4'

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

What the hell is a challenge coin?

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago
[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Somehow the metal pog slammers with skulls and 8-balls and spiders with 8-balls for eyes were less corny than this.

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[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Some dumb army guy drinking game thing

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I'm no closer to understanding

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

A challenge coin is given out by someone (usually a fairly senior person in a uniformed service) to an individual for a specific event/incident like a recognition award.

The idea behind them is that when you get together with all your uniformed buddies for drinks (or you’re waiting at the bar) someone might produce a challenge coin. This is the ‘challenge’ part. You then have to produce your highest ranked challenge coin.

For the USA the President’s challenge coin usually outranks everyone so if for example someone produced that then the loser of that challenge buys them a drink.

Rules and rankings vary region to region, this is just my understanding.

[-] Red_October@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

God damn dude funko-pops are less cringe than that

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

And if you don't have your challenge coin on you, you have to buy the round of drinks.

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[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everyone in that regime is just straight up trashy, tacky and are all 13 years old mentally.

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
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[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

☠️ our taxes paid for this cringe wtf

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

So glad I allegedly pay my taxes

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