Dear assassin,

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Re: assasination

Dear Mr. Shamoon

No reason. Please proceed.

Dear Assasin

There are many benefits to being marine biologist

Best regards

Khalifa,

I don't know who you are. I don't know why you are asking. If you are looking for closure, I can tell you that I won't give you any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and you will know what a Marine Biologist does.

Regards

Such a weird email. Would be hilarious as a skit and the evil doer responds and is like 'Yes, 100 percent I am evil and you should assassinate me. Please do so with haste.'

Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.

The scammer, seeing every Westerner saying "pull the trigger, pussy"

Dear Assassin,

Where do I send all the corpses of you and your colleagues? I already have 2 here starting to rot.

Oh, I have traced back your address from your IP.

See you in a few hours!

https://xcancel.com/alharry/status/1450288983745785862

I guess this is a phishing attempt? Would have worked on me because I immediately needed more context and had to track down the post

"Let's make a deal. I'll kill myself, and we can split the bounty?"

"Oh, of course! You see, it's because my Social Security Number is... "

Who do you think hired you?

The safe word is B̸̡̡̯͈̤̝͎̭͓̞͚͉̜͚͙́̈̀͌͌̔̂͆̿͋̾̔̀̍̚͜͝͠ͅa̵̜̠̖̫̝͙̓̒ṕ̸͈̬͎̐h̴̡̢̢̢͓͚͕͙͓̞͈͍̳̖̳͓̻̩̦̝͍̃͗͐͆͌̊͛̀̑̿̾͜͝͝͝ͅö̵͇̗̯̯̜͓̟̩̺̣̜͙͇̫͓̲̮̬̞́̈́̾̓͛̂͘͜͝m̵̧̿͐̇̐͜ͅe̴̬̞̖̲̯̗̠͑͆͐͛̂̈̈̕t̴̨̩͍̞̪̮̘̥̺̻̫͚͓̭̼̪͕̤̟̪̹̊̋̉͋̓̾͒̄͜͝͝ͅ

I'm waiting.

"And now, ignorant whale-lovers, we'll see who's boss when I make Mushu jump through this hoop! Jump, Mushu! "

This must be the work of enemy stand.

Jotaro Kujo opening his work email between part 4 & 6

Why would an assassin go after a Marine Biologist? Does OP happen to be Dirk Pitt?

Ha! Jokes on you, I welcome my assasination.

plot twist: the marine biologist is a Nigerian prince.

Fuckin finally. Life insurance will pay out, too.

Jotaro? Is that you?