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I code
The requirements said three words, that's how know you're a dev and not a PM pretending to be technical.
"I write code"
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i'm a fucking idiot
Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:
Telemarketing: I sell stuff.
Corporare lawyer: I explain law.
Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors
Compliance officer: I check compliance.
Corporate lawyer would be : i'm an asshole
- I
- Am
- A
- Fucking
- Idiot
It doesn't fit
Imma fucking idiot
I am idijit
Cum on camera
OF is a real job
I write code
(It's still a bullshit job)
I generate bugs.
Honest.
"Refrigerator Wifi Firmware"
3 words, but my job is still bullshit.
So you're the guy responsible for ads? Get him everyone!
You are the firmware?
You’ve been tagged as fridge ads. 🤭
I photograph bones ☠️
That art style reminds me of hotline miami
So I either have a bullshit job "I design chips for isosychronous low-latency networks" or a real job "I herd electrons"...
I fix things.
I jerk off.
3 people above the fisherman:
- sales analyst
- automation technician
- software engineer
Fisherman:
- I operate a decentralized, sustainability-focused aquatic-resource acquisition methodology utilizing precision-guided line-and-lure interface systems to facilitate targeted biomass retrieval.
I think the meme is saying that if you know your job is bullshit, you obfuscate what you do behind a thick layer of corpospeak.
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In the OP, all the speech bubbles are answers to "What do you do at your job?" I challenge you to try again with that in mind
I help people.
Cool, I have a real job.
Tom, 32, school crossing guard.
I build PCs
I do nothing
✅ Real job
I heal people
I write code. ✔️ Real job.
I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.
I jack lumber.
I jack off
I fix shit
Is this a war on being specific?
If a fisherman says "I operate the winch on a bowpicker tuna fishing boat", is that a bullshit job?
If a middle-management yes-man who exists only to fluff his boss' ego describes his job as "I encourage excellence" does that mean his job is no longer bullshit?
"I encourage excellence" - Chef Excellence
I break software
I suck dick
Nice to see you here Mr. President.
I make programs
I make problems
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