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[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago

Making sure your child is above board as far as taxes etc go is genuinely a noble thing to do.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I mean, its not the life Id want mybdaughter to have. But neither is doing 6 months for tax evasion and having a criminal record that will bar her from ever trasitioning into many worthwhile careers if she ever wants to give up Onlyfans.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

If she is skilled in tax evasion she already has great career prospects in the private sector.

[-] Muehe@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah but you usually prove those skills by having a MBA on your CV, having a conviction instead kind of proves you suck at it.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Do all OF creators pay tax or only in Germany?

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It's an income stream and therefore taxable (above a certain threshold). As it's from self-employment you have to either file these earnings yourself or pay an accountant to do it for you.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This is what unconditional love and support looks like.

[-] frizzo@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

True unconditional love would help her self house so those greedy o.f. jerks are getting a 20 percent cut. Idk

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

lol

because my daughter started an onlyfans I saw the cut they were getting and I was upset. So I got my VC buddies together and we handled payment processing, legal obligations, user auth, security, cdn, storage. I’m so proud of her for being my first customer. And she’s only 19 so I only take 19%

[-] cornshark@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm worried about the relationship between the age and the cut. It implies that by the time she is 100, her dad will be taking 100% of her OF income. That's elder abuse.

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I hate the stigma around sex work.

I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.

But.

"Hey honey, how's work going?"

"Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much"

sniff "im so proud of you honey"

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Solution: join the fun

I've seen a lot of stable couples making their content together lately

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

my daughter

couples

Sir this is no longer a Wendy’s. We’re closed

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Dave Thomas died so that he'd never have to read this thread.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

it ain't dave's fault jesus is a freak

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

anhuge butt plug

Is that a relative of the alot?

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Same clade, different species

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

i'm not sure we should define ring species as different, but i'm not a ringologist

[-] python@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

bullshit, she's still under her 10k Freibetrag

[-] scrion@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

The 4k was a monthly figure.

[-] AvocadoSandwich@eviltoast.org 1 points 2 months ago

It's not 4200/month if she's only making 340/month after tax...

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I see someone has found the LinkedIn joke accounts

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

The fuck kind of VAT is 40%

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Shocking that a social media post could be fake?

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

the one that pays for healthcare :P

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You may pay more in income tax but you'll pay $0 to go get your torn bunghole stitched up and a few pints of blood transfusion if you have an unfortunate onlyfans accident.

[-] khepri@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wait Dad, you just gonna leave us hanging without a link?? 🤣

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

This pokes fun at German rule-following, but as a Canadian of German descent (both parents), I can absolutely confirm that this “joke” is likely not a joke at all. Or, at least, it was lifted almost verbatim from observing another German parent.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

lemmy: don't draw too much attention to yourself online

also lemmy: don't you fucking dare say anything bad about people on onlyfans

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

This but unironically. Were sex-wirjer positive here.

[-] bearboiblake@pawb.social 0 points 2 months ago

Imagine opting in to pay taxes you don't have to, peak liberal shit really

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

i like how you jammed the german culture of following the rules into the american culture war

James May Explains What Happens If You Drive A Car In Germany Without A Licence | The Grand Tour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3EBs7sCOzo

[-] bearboiblake@pawb.social -1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Class consciousness isn't the American culture war! Germans can be (and often are) liberals too.

A culture of following rules is fucking pathetic.

[-] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just discovered my daughter's OnlyFans account...

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: it's a retail site selling these, and only these:

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 0 points 2 months ago

I mean, is the dad not allowed to watch porn or something?

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

No, they already have porn at home.

The porn at home:

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago

If she's livestreaming too she might need a broadcasting license, like Gronkh (predates grok, no relation, big German streamer). Better get on that paperwork too.

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