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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 106 points 1 year ago

"He was killed by a Hamas sniper" is probably "He got shot by a guy with an assault rifle but 'Hamas snipers' sounds more glorious than 'got domed without warning by someone he never saw because war is a terryfing nightmare where chaos rules and any idea of order, purpose, or progress is a lie told by historians long after the fact".

[-] OhHiMarx@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 1 year ago

Ok but it doesn't fit in a T-shirt, does it?

[-] Kereru@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago

I imagine they want to make it seem like this was some harrowing Enemy at the Gates style sniper v. sniper battle

The truth is probably that best should have heavy quotes around it

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago

They distracted him with a decoy knee

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Dressed up a mannequin with a 'Press' outfit

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

well, in the IOF the "best" snipers are "best" at shooting unarmed adults and children in their groins. maybe he just wasn't used to people who shoot back

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Strongest IOF Sniper rip-bozo-grave

vs.

Weakest Hamas Sniper based-department

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

He started the 1v1 and still got clapped

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

Curious. I would have just shot the other sniper first but maybe I'm built different.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hamas sniper popped out of a tunnel and 360 no scoped him.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

then did repetitive teabag squats on his corpse

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Even better, it was the dual 1887's with the ACOG sights and slugs

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

clipped the rim of the tunnel on his way out so that he was doing his running animation in midair through the whole 360

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

they know he's the best because he shot 42 knees off unarmed protestors in one day

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

Don't they mean he died when he was struck by firearm discharge that came from a Hamas weapon?

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A Hamas associated rifle discharge incident left him absent of life

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago
[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the-boys-are-back-in-town

No scoped him while paragliding.

[-] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

I hate this trend of random Twitter Blue tweets with no sources or links being passed around as news. Searching that name on Google literally only points to this random Twitter user. Like, who the fuck is this sniper and how the fuck did "Intelligencefnt" learn he's dead?

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

This appears to be the original source, with the wording of the tweet being a direct translation:

[-] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sputnik initially reported on it, but I think that's it. Still a bit hazy how true it is, possibly another Zionist mistaken for this guy

https://nitter.net/sentdefender/status/1721314702322549012

Edit: Ignore all that, completely different situation, no clue about this one

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago
[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Hamas sniper OP, pls nerf.

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago
[-] YoungSheldonAdelson@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago
[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

he was actually killed by the TF2 sniper, sources say his body was covered in a sticky yellow liquid and there were shards from a glass jar at the scene

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

i cant believe hamas killed sniper mckillguy

[-] Jenniferr@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago
[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

95% chance he got domed by some guy with an AK and never even realized he died

[-] Jenniferr@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
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