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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago
[-] forrgott@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

"I don't know why, bit the arms are always hard."

[-] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwww

[-] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

How many knees?

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago
[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Also known as Handsy Lindsay

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago
[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

You've heard of daddy long legs, now get ready for mommy long arms!

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

IKEA is now closed. Please leave the store.

[-] Omgarm@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Imagine not having to bend your knees to tie your shoelaces.

[-] NetchytheNetch@feddit.it 7 points 11 months ago

My arms are too long.

[-] Slow@lemmy.today 5 points 11 months ago

For people with long arms

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Slender woman. Slander mans hot ex wife.

LMAO

[-] iegod@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hand looks ok, arms however...

[-] OminousOrange@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

They're really getting out of reach.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Oh, I'd say it's hARMless.

[-] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

She had legs up to here, and arms down to there!

[-] Endorkend@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

I have varicose veins on my legs and I'd love to have arms like that because they itch a lot.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Return to monke

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

That’s how you win an arms race.

[-] Spoilt@jlai.lu 3 points 11 months ago

Les bras m'en tombent.

If only this pun was translatable into English

[-] cluelessafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Feels like a Silent Hill monster. Long arms reaching from the mist reaching out to strangle me...

[-] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

"For the Slenderperson in your life."

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

At least people lost their hyper fixation on symmetry

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

My son playing gorilla tag.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 11 months ago

Girls touch their shins all the time.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's on like Donkey Kong

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

AI-generated mannequin

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