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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

A small spider comes and pours the milk into your mouth, his name is Alfonso.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

ientists confirmed that the milk is meant to nourish all of the baby spiders hatching in our bodies as we sleep[3]

Science is amazing!

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

What a cutie pie 🕷

[-] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Unlike you betas I stay on my grind in my sleep, producing 1 gallon (3.8L) of milk 😤

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

But how much of that is consumed by spiders in your sleep to feed their babies in other people while they sleep?

[-] davel@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

That's why they did the study. It's apparently "the worst public health crisis since cholera".

[-] dat_math@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Yeah, not like there's an insidious respiratory virus exploding

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

They're measuring it in terms of # of people per capita shitting themselves to death.

[-] dat_math@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time there's a public health crisis that people can solve at home by using their personal responsibility to be vegan?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

The study mentions that vegans end up drinking even more milk in their sleep than self-described milk drinkers.

[-] dat_math@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

oh fuck

im-vegan

but does this mean I'm also a milk drinker?

oh fuck

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

That explains so much

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

What kind of milk are we talking about here?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Physical characteristics

The physical characteristics such as moisture, total solids, specific gravity, pH, conductivity, viscosity and titratable acidity are important parameters in studying the physicochemical compositions and nutritional aspects of the samples. Table ​Table11 shows the various physical parameters of the different milk samples indicating that all are whole milk from a cow. The moisture contents of milk samples were in the range of (76.4±4.30)% to (86.9±5.12)%.

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

It doesn't say in the analysis or discussion sections.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO

[-] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

thats why i keep waking up covered in milk and farting enough to kill my plants

[-] davel@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I’ve never drunk enough milk in one go to overwhelm my body’s ability to process lactose. I’m curious what my limit is, but not enough to suffer the consequences.

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