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The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)

AMEN!

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[-] kaffiene@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don't like it

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That'll teach 'em.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I want to know how all the people in that picture deal with parking. They must have huge parking structures.

[-] mrmule@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Wait, there's a Christmas market here?

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

That was in Betlehem. This does not look like Pennsylvania.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can't understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 10 points 10 months ago

Bullshit, ISIS have toyota hilux.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

JESUS DIDN'T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Jesus didn't say anything, he never existed.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago
[-] overcast5348@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Your mom never existed.

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Dont tell me what to do cunt.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Fuck you, I'll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago
[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeh what the fuck is this shit? Op can go to hell. You can get fucked too cunt

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

IT'S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

What's so special about cheesemakers?

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

This image is fake. Can't believe I'm the only one that can tell.

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[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something...

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is not a meme, and OP is always posting lies about the Holy Ghost 👻 . Everyone knows Jebus was a good Sumerian.

Edit: Downvote me all you want. It just proves my point.

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So the people followed his advice, got offended at his memes, and crucified him. /s

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

He's not the memelord! He's a very naughty boy!

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

I'm not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn't that exactly the sort of thing he'd say/ do?

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Extra-canonically he was certainly talking a lot about dank images:

Jesus said, "When you see your likeness, you are happy. But when you see your images that came into being before you and that neither die nor become visible, how much you will have to bear!"

  • Gospel of Thomas saying 84

[...] Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, [...] an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."

  • Gospel of Thomas saying 22

(This was more relating to Plato's concept of eikon and what was effectively a version of the simulation hypothesis in antiquity, but if we throw out the context it could potentially be talking about making memes.)

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

potentially?

It was definitely about memes. It's why the Gospel of Thomas is heresy.

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like yeah I don't, but didn't he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn't fig season?

Didn't he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?

How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?

You don't think he'd be like coming in hot on a comment chain?

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[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Pft. Guy admits he’s not a biblical scholar then proceeds to have an opinion on the matter. Ridiculous

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's not a bad thing to ask for clarifying questions... How the flying fuck do you think people learn things from people who are scholars/teachers/experts!? Did you never ask a single question in school or your job(s)?? How the fuck do you learn without questions?

You being upset at this is pathetic.

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[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at its finest chefs kiss

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

the word of the lord, amen

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[-] joeyv120@ttrpg.network 5 points 10 months ago

He never said that stupid.

[-] Arsaille@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Why should I give a damn what your religious figure says? This meme is stupid and you should feel bad. /s

[-] Newguy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
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