There is no refrigeration so most of it'll go bad. Meanwhile, plants last longer and you can replant the seeds and live long provided you find a source of fresh water.
Carnivore diet clowns will die of salmonella.
actually I think you're supposed to take the chicken out of the right boat, then take it across, then back, then the goat... wait i need to rethink this
I'm becoming increasingly convinced that right wingers are all functionally illiterate. That's the only way I can explain why they keep sharing all these "boof jork" AI pieces.
You do not look at a picture long enough to read the words. You look at a picture long enough to say "hell yeah, brother" and repost before moving on to the next bit of slop.
You look at a picture long enough to say "hell yeah, brother"
HALL YEAH BORTHER
Hell yeah brother, can I share this?
I didn't make it, so yes, you have permission to use it with no restrictions.
Twitter clicks ig
Also right wing politics is vibes based.
Also ~~right wing~~ all liberal politics is vibes based.
But yeah I hate it. No real analysis, just vibes and rage.
It’s because they’re lazy and creatively bankrupt. I imagine one of the reasons they want to “retvrn to trvdition” is because conservative monarchs and businessmen were the only ones who could afford to commission and influence the art world. But now anyone can make art, and it’s usually non-conservatives who make anything worth looking at or listening to.
Put more pictures of packages of Boof Jork on the internet, so we can perpetuate the cycle.
There's even a live chicken in the right one what the hell?
Which is great. The chicken can clean you of parasites and make you eggs. That bit of extra fat could give you the energy to build a garden out of those veggies.
Yeah, chicken is a good commune animal
What the fuck is boof jork?
straight up jorkin it in this strippet club and by it i mean my peanits
When you jork off, and then boof your cum.
Thanks, I hate it.
Neither. Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?
I was thinking "you are stranded on an island and this self driving boat shows up out of nowhere"
"I'm stranded on an island because I'm too racist to ask the nearby (brown) people for help."
wdym stranded, there's like three boats within shouting range. My main question is if the POV character is a beach resort tourist drinking themselves into a stupor on sugary, premixed cocktails served in a hollowed-out pineapple, a backpacker trying to get rid of their mushroom stash before crossing the border, some digital nomad / travel blogger dipshit extorting hotel staff with their follower count or a British sexpat who could easily be mistaken for the contents of the left boat.
In that case I'd much rather reflect on the life choices I'd made that landed me in such a stupid situation.
Food that will spoil in the sun within hours
Food you can used to grow more food by recycling the seeds and stems
Hmmm...
i could catch fish with the meat
Maybe if you could catch salt with the meat.
Love to get in the Meaet boat
I love me some meaet.
Watermelon! 
I'd argue patron saint of "humans are obligate carnivores", liver king, sets a pretty good precedent that these people would rather die than eat a vegetable (not dying is gay)
Stohenl, my favorite.
Can we take a moment to appreciate just how big those carrots and that cabbage are?
lil chicken
for all the ai art defenders talking about how awesome it is they do seem to be pretty inept at wrangling it into appropriate imagery for what they're trying too say
meaet
stoherrl
I fucking hate this shit, laziest dumbasses fucking shitting out this shit all day fuck you
None of those cuts are recognizable and the jerry can(?) in the veggie boat is wide as fuck
Mmmmm, delicious meae🐍
I suppose the scenario is wilderness survival. In that case, let's see these guys lit a fire without flint and prevent spoilage in a hot humid climate. Hope they like internal parasites and diarrhea and fighting off random dogs and carrion critters
Wouldn’t the right boat be the most logical since theoretically, the chicken produces an infinite number of eggs until you’re able to reach civilization?
Thats… not how chickens work
Looks like a rooster too
Actually my abandoned tropical island has refrigeration and all the required supporting infrastructure so stay owned 😎
Meat boat has higher caloric density, and will last ok if you jerkify it. BUT chickens lay eggs. And ur right about the seeds. :/ I tell you to look over yonder and try to hastily barge-pole away, one foot on each boat.
On the horizon, you see me comically sink into the splits, before capsizing both boats. Like Icarus, I had flown too high.
Sell the AI generated meat to a pig for 30 years of wages and you can retire early and go visit tropical islands all the time.
Meat taste like shit too without some sort of fat, breading or condiment.
Y'all never heard of seasonings and marinades?
I take the right boat - dump half that shit off the side (can you even regrow cabbage or broccoli just by sticking them in the ground??) so me and the chicken have some room with our potato bounty. I cut all the potatoes in half and bury those halves in the ground for future potatoes. I make a chicken enclosure out of the carrots.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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