Oh FFS, don't just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.
It's the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.
I was at her last concert it was definitely a random roadie, and she just slapped him in the face, after which he begged for more.
Ahahahahah
Oh man, that's nothing. Did you know that during her song Style she takes a random man from the crowd, assigns them new pronouns, and transitions them into a femboy?
She turned me into a newt!
Clearly you got better though....
Taylor swift confirmed to be made of wood
Brb, buying front row tickets to every single Taylor Swift concert.
Bro I was there at the Phoenix arena when she actually punched her hand straight through dude's chest and out the other side of his body.
Straight up the best concert experience of my life
FATALITY!!!
TAYLOR, WINS
Does she ever do the Indiana Jones heart thing? DAHLI MAHHH
Nah, that's tame as hell compared to what Taylor has in store for the next sound guy
I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.
Are you trying to make the Republicans like her? Because this is how you make the Republicans like her.
Your options are "a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift" or "never even getting close to Taylor Swift". Which do you choose?
I choose: c) "Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There's blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!"
I prefer d) "Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer's table"
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
It strictly depends on what the pay's like
Just the single blow? If I pay extra, can she kick the shit out of me behind a McDonald's car park?
Might be the best shitpost I've ever seen.
Then she pulls a guy with a MAGA hat out of the crowd and pegs him on stage.
They'd probably like that
It's all they really want in life.
Let's just put up wrestling quotes but replace the names with Taylor Swift
What mics does the sound guy use to really capture the sternum punch?
I hear they permanently implanted a contact mic in her nuckles so the audience can feel like they are the sternum itself.
She hasn't had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that's how you know this is fake.
sign me up! getting decked by taylor swift on stage would be an epic way to get my '15 minutes' in.
This got me laughing so hard.
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