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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 93 points 1 year ago

waiting for the throne for almost 74 years

finally get it

cancer

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

chamber music rendition of 'Despacito' plays

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[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago

man seeing that horse really did a number on the old nonce

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Comrade horse

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago
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[-] super_mario_69@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago

So there is a small part of him that's good after all.

[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago
[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

Ok, who's next in line and how many of these fuckers have to go before we end up with a severely disabled child emperor ruling through an all-powerful caste of eunuch beurocrats?

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 year ago

Well, if William dies, and Harry abdicated or whatever, maybe Prince "Randy" Andy (Andrew) could end up there since William's children are very young.

Having Prince King Diddler on the British throne and after that they abolish it would be the most fitting end possible for that shithole island

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

William already has 2 boys who would be next in line after him. Harry wouldn't be involved at all unless all 3 children died.

Charles > William > George > Charlotte > Harry

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Roblox king is the funniest timeline

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Please, a child king in the modern world would be so fucking funny

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

comrade tumor do your thing!

[-] axont@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh fuck my wish came true. I'm sorry everyone I wasted my birthday wish on just one of them :(

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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago
[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Why does this look like one of those psychology papers where they digitally shop someone's smile into a frown?

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[-] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago

In the tumultuous theocratic monarchy of the United Kingdom, an island nation marked by instability and recent shifts in leadership, Buckingham Palace has disclosed that King Charles III is battling cancer. This development adds to the nation's ongoing leadership crisis, intensified by the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth II. The type of cancer remains undisclosed, casting a veil of secrecy over the king's health and highlighting concerns about transparency. At 75, Charles's withdrawal from public duties to undergo treatment underscores the fragile state of the regime. Amidst regular treatments and vows to return to duty, this episode exposes the deepening cracks within a monarchy struggling to uphold its ancient aristocratic traditions against the backdrop of its decline from a global powerhouse to a state grappling with internal strife and a succession of ephemeral leaders.

ukkk

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[-] jack@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

abdicate you stupid old freak

[-] booty@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

no point abdicating if you arent gonna abolish the entire monarchy.

come on, dont you wanna be in the history books as the last british monarch and not just some guy trying to fill lizzie's shoes? it'd be pretty funny

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

live mandate of heaven reaction:

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

the price is right losing horn

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

The price is wrong, bitch.

:barker-golf-club:

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

If this is an aggressive form of cancer, he could end up with the third shortest reign of any English monarch. One for the record books!

[-] Des@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lol get fucked bozo hope you enjoyed your "reign"

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Further proof that Comrade Truss hit him with the cancer gun. Keep Truss'ing the plan! inshallah

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago
[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Not my king, I didn't vote for him

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

watery tarts tossing swords around and such

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

skill issue, just use chinese zodiak signs

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Another step towards Irish Reunionification by the end of 2024

[-] D61@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Comrade Cancer: the-doohickey lathe-of-heaven

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Guy who spent his entire life encouraging Parliament to defund the NHS: "Oops".

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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

he-laughed ahahahahahahaha

Hope he dies

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Well that was quick

Hopefully it's long and painful

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Oh what’s the matter did someone’s inbred genes do a whoospie daisy? Oh no

[-] edge@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

I hope he doesn't last to September.

[-] Marxism_Edelethism@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

yes we already know he's married to the queen

[-] JealousCactus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Another monarKKK down

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Wasn't prepared for another royal drop on bbc radio so soon, but i'm here for it.

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