waiting for the throne for almost 74 years
finally get it
cancer

waiting for the throne for almost 74 years
finally get it
cancer

man seeing that horse really did a number on the old nonce
So there is a small part of him that's good after all.
Small and growing!

Ok, who's next in line and how many of these fuckers have to go before we end up with a severely disabled child emperor ruling through an all-powerful caste of eunuch beurocrats?
Well, if William dies, and Harry abdicated or whatever, maybe Prince "Randy" Andy (Andrew) could end up there since William's children are very young.
Having Prince King Diddler on the British throne and after that they abolish it would be the most fitting end possible for that shithole island
William already has 2 boys who would be next in line after him. Harry wouldn't be involved at all unless all 3 children died.
Charles > William > George > Charlotte > Harry
Roblox king is the funniest timeline
Please, a child king in the modern world would be so fucking funny
comrade tumor do your thing!
Oh fuck my wish came true. I'm sorry everyone I wasted my birthday wish on just one of them :(

RIP BOZO
Why does this look like one of those psychology papers where they digitally shop someone's smile into a frown?


In the tumultuous theocratic monarchy of the United Kingdom, an island nation marked by instability and recent shifts in leadership, Buckingham Palace has disclosed that King Charles III is battling cancer. This development adds to the nation's ongoing leadership crisis, intensified by the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth II. The type of cancer remains undisclosed, casting a veil of secrecy over the king's health and highlighting concerns about transparency. At 75, Charles's withdrawal from public duties to undergo treatment underscores the fragile state of the regime. Amidst regular treatments and vows to return to duty, this episode exposes the deepening cracks within a monarchy struggling to uphold its ancient aristocratic traditions against the backdrop of its decline from a global powerhouse to a state grappling with internal strife and a succession of ephemeral leaders.

abdicate you stupid old freak
no point abdicating if you arent gonna abolish the entire monarchy.
come on, dont you wanna be in the history books as the last british monarch and not just some guy trying to fill lizzie's shoes? it'd be pretty funny
live mandate of heaven reaction:
the price is right losing horn
The price is wrong, bitch.
:barker-golf-club:
If this is an aggressive form of cancer, he could end up with the third shortest reign of any English monarch. One for the record books!

lol get fucked bozo hope you enjoyed your "reign"
Further proof that Comrade Truss hit him with the cancer gun. Keep Truss'ing the plan! 
die bitch
Not my king, I didn't vote for him

watery tarts tossing swords around and such
Another step towards Irish Reunionification by the end of 2024
Comrade Cancer:

Guy who spent his entire life encouraging Parliament to defund the NHS: "Oops".
ahahahahahahaha
Hope he dies

Well that was quick
Hopefully it's long and painful
Oh what’s the matter did someone’s inbred genes do a whoospie daisy? Oh no
I hope he doesn't last to September.
yes we already know he's married to the queen
Another monarKKK down
Wasn't prepared for another royal drop on bbc radio so soon, but i'm here for it.
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