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Anon meets a girl (files.catbox.moe)
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Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

[-] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago

Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

At least include a spoiler tag

[-] Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I'm seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I'm missing a screenshot.)

[-] ThaijsClan@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for the tldr! Should be mandatory if OP posts something like this

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 year ago
[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 year ago

Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.

[-] jayrhacker@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Great stories don't have to be real to be enjoyed.

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved's D cups? It's a nice fantasy he's made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.

[-] alertsleeper@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I choose to believe

[-] AccurstDemon@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 year ago

Just here to say, fuck this long image

[-] Jackolantern@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

[-] Thrife@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago

Who's cutting onions here?!

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

PS: not OP, check username difference please.

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Our battle will be legendary!

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

However

— I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

— now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy "sightings")

If Jessica is real, it's very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that's probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

There was a whole subreddit dedicated to AIgreentexts, it was quite good sometimes

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I came here for shitposting, not to feel.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. 'blunt force trama' from the crash cost her her eye sight.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah this looks like something I want to decipher

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This is basically how I feel with my wife. Totally not worthy. But so far she seems to be sticking around.

[-] jeena@jemmy.jeena.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago
[-] macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago
[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That Jessica's name?

Albert Einstein

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 2 points 1 year ago

Any way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?

[-] Thoth19@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who's wife and kid never existed.

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

That seems interesting. Bookmarked to read later.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz -4 points 1 year ago
[-] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 year ago

Your loss, that shit is good

[-] Smartboystupid@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago
[-] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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