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Round 2 🚢 (jlai.lu)
submitted 9 months ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 133 points 9 months ago

Their business strategy will be releasing another rendered picture every six months to bring in new investors and inevitably after few years they will ethier go bankrupt or become another yacht company that will call itself "yacht market disruptor" or "the most innovative yacht company".

[-] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 21 points 9 months ago

or they just the psyop to cover up a new class 9f military submarine being build, u cant hide a drydock from satelites but u can lie about what u building there

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm sure it will be a submarine*
*maximum operational depth 2 meters from surface to cabin, and must have it's conning tower, bridge, and snorkel completely exposed at all time

[-] FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 22 points 9 months ago

Or, seeing as it's billionaire bullshit, it will be an ecological disaster. What do you want to offer for the odds that it will have shit navigation, and throws out pings every 3 seconds if submerged? Goodbye local wildlife, recreational diving, and all other activities taking place underwater.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 21 points 9 months ago

Good point. If any part of a vessel never fully submerges, can it be termed a submarine?

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not really, but it will be good enough to get some affluenza fuck to drop $2bil on it

according to their official page they do have it specced out for 4 weeks of fully submerged operation with a max depth of 250 meters. However, literally none of this is real as it's just a concept model without real engineering or a prototype built, so the chances of it meeting such specs upon delivery of the final product are... whatever the fuck you feel like they are. Anyone can put whatever numbers they want on a concept model, feasibility be damned.

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 11 points 9 months ago

For non military or explorative purposes there is absolutely no reason to go that deep. The "submarine experience" at 50m is the same as at 250m. And it smells terribly, because recycling sweaty air only goes that far.

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[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 57 points 9 months ago

Will this one also be steered with a gaming controller?

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 32 points 9 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Pretty hard to download these mandatory windows updates when youre uner 500m of water.

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 7 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, those PCs are immune to freezing

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[-] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 9 months ago

Meh, I've seen a few of these pop up and get articles written about them over the years. They usually disappear soon after. Probably just trying to scam money from Investors.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago

They usually disappear soon after

Yes, they go under the water

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

US Subs has offered these for decades and they're a legit commercial submarine firm. I'm not sure anyone actually wants to buy them.

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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 40 points 9 months ago

C'mon orcas, you know what to do

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

orphaned orca sadly straps on suicide vest

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

Let's make sure all the billionaires hear about this yeah?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago
[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think we can market this as "underwater fireworks" and actually make money while the problem solves itself.

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

I've never served on a sub, but I've seen videos, and "luxury" is probably the last thing that comes to mind in relation to submarines.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 18 points 9 months ago

well yeah, military subs arent built for comfort. neither are military surface vessels.

you can make anything luxurious if you pump enough money into it.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 16 points 9 months ago

And if you don't have to pump it full of seamen.

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[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

Welcome aboard Captain. All systems online

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 9 points 9 months ago

I want a sequel to that game now damn it.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

There was a sequel of sorts, Subnautica: Below Zero. It feels pretty different, but it's fun in its own right.

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 9 points 9 months ago

Yep. Played and beat it in less than a week. It was really fun and spooky.

Where's a sequel at? Any games in development similar to it?

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I think there is a sequel in the works. Supposed to be co op also!

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago

I wonder if depth charges work the same on luxury subs as they do on military ones?

Eat the rich!

[-] Rinox@feddit.it 12 points 9 months ago

No, I don't think they'd work the same. If military subs are rated and tested similarly to big ships like aircraft carriers, they are extremely resilient again underwater explosions

I doubt that this thing, if it existed, would be as durable.

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[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago

I'm ready for someone to disrupt the super yacht market with some fucking torpedoes.

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[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

Ah, yes, to get to their bunker undetected when the revolt begins.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Unironically, yes, that probably is what it's for. I wouldn't be surprised if Larry Ellison and Mark Zuckerberg are excavating under sea cliffs in Lānaʻi as we speak.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

New Zealand, there's a billionaire commune there that's been robbery criticized for bunker building and pay to stay passports.

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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago
[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Ha! Gottem)

[-] stom@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

https://www.migaloo-submarines.com/m5/

  • Length overall: 165.8 m
  • Beam: 23.0 m
  • Draft: 8.6 m
  • Range: approx. 15.000 km
  • Submerged duration: approx. 4 weeks
  • Depth: approx. 250 m

It even has a pool inside it!

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Why would you want to spend 4 weeks trapped in a hotel with no windows?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

Because you're filthy rich and want to let all those pesky peasants know how much more valuable your rich life is, so much you can literally "survive underwater" while they suffer on the surface

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[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

What's the point if it's not nuclear and doesn't have any SLBMs?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

My super-yacht-sub needs to run on fossil fuels or what even is the point?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 9 months ago

I mean, they know what not to do after the last time right?

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 26 points 9 months ago

Yes, don't cheap out on the life insurance

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[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Depth charges aren’t that hard to make…

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[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Orcas gonna fuck this thing up.

[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 14 points 9 months ago

Pleasepleaseplease put bazillions of dollar-equivalents into building this thing and then get it stuck in ice that later cuts into the hull and sinks it 🙏 I know the unfathomably wealthy will never do anything to make this world actually decent but they can at least let us have a decent laugh once in a while!

(I'm assuming the pollution left before it's towed out of the environment will be less than the pollution from actually running the thing) (Also "towed out of the environment" is a funny reference. May need to look up "front fell off." I am asleep.)

[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 12 points 9 months ago

Getting a bit "Nautilus from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" vibes

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby 11 points 9 months ago

Ahh yes, the super rich's favorite scenery in their luxurious craft, pitch black.

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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Great, looks like we're going to have to pull some overtime boys.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago

Every sinking vessel can be a submarine.

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