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[-] Jilanico@lemmy.world 93 points 7 months ago

Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

It's like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.

[-] droog_the_droog@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 7 months ago

But how do you consume your moloko?

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[-] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago

Almost downvoted this post through pure instinctive disgust

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

I genuinely don't mind.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 54 points 7 months ago
[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago
[-] constantokra@lemmy.one 39 points 7 months ago

Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.

I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 10 points 7 months ago

a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 28 points 7 months ago

That fork has a lisp. And I can't explain that.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

You're correct though.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I thought it might be trisomy 21, but that also fits.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

You may find beauty in it by considering its uses as a weed tool.

Everything looks like a nail when you’re hammered or something like that.

[-] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 7 months ago

10/10 as a weird collectible

0/10 as an eating utensil

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.

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[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I fucking hate this fork

[-] 342345@feddit.de 12 points 7 months ago

What the fork?

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

That fork is doing the best it can

[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 12 points 7 months ago

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here's a /s for those who think I'm serious.)

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 11 points 7 months ago

Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.

[-] topperharlie@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

jokes aside, is weird enough to look appealing to me, and probably functional.

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[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

Sensory adventure 12/10

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I fucking hate it. Viscerally so.

[-] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It really looks like a repurposed knife at a glance.

[-] email@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Looks like one i made in blender

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

The one in the kitchen I assume

[-] email@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

The one for making 3-d models

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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 months ago
[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

Your 4-based rating system is almost as perverse as that "utensil."

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

This comment was very helpful! It rate it with 7/7

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

i'd give it 5/7, perfect score

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I'd still prefer this to one made of thin metal with one of the tines slightly bent

[-] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago
[-] black0ut@pawb.social 6 points 7 months ago

Why is the prong at the right shorter than every other one? Bad fork, 1/5. Giving it a 1 and not a 0 because it's probably heavy and I like that.

[-] stringere@leminal.space 6 points 7 months ago

5/7 perfect score

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It looks interesting but I'd be very disappointed if someone expects me to eat with it.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

I hate it. It should be melted down for scrap

[-] guriinii@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[-] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago

Looks like a fork to me.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

What's the scale? It might be a passable seafood fork.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 7 months ago

Looks like one of those little seafood forks

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago
[-] connaisseur@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

more like a bork (bad fork)

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

sheer-agony/10

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