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It's either something like poopissfucker69killlandords

Or just a dude called Frank

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[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

Username that only is funny to hexbears go

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

I'm just like an Angel. My skin makes me cry.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

But you do belong here

[-] dudes_eating_beans@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago
[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

We have the best usernames here folks a-little-trolling

We have Flakes Bongler, we have Dirt_Owl, we have CorgiOnALaptop

Beautiful names, wonderful names

[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

frail and forgotten 4th son of big boss who works in data management checking in : /

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

I do a lot of geometry I thought it was funny

[-] IHATESMOKINGCHRONIC@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Detecting a bit of an Owl theme tho

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[-] Grace@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

I always feel so smug when the name 'Grace' is available.

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

I'm just looking for the manager.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here's a bunch of subpar usernames I'm making up as I go

Elon Husk

Bon Ivermectin

Lockheed Martin Shkreli

Spydars Georg

LARPe Diem

Ping Pong Marcos

Rage Against The Bert Kreischer

Constantinipple

Cosmonaut Kramer

Malcolm seX

YuGiOhpnik

Childish WHAM!bino

A Cruel Angel's Hunch

Pansexual's Labyrinth

BDS Club 7

HomeFlanders

Pickle Dick Cheney

Pacific Rimjob

Pokemon Go Brandon

Mick Jager Bomb

Goon Rave

This Is Not A @dril

Hu Jin Taobao

Bolsheviks VapoRub

Benjamin Netangoogle

Large Hardon Collider

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

YuGiOhpnik is a fucking banger holy shit

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[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

My name was supposed to be about physics, but people assume Iโ€™m a Trekkie. Now everyone thinks Iโ€™m a nerd

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

comedian

mine is a joke that someone made on r/GamingCircleJerkyou can play as nonbinary in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War and a joke was made about your character going to Reagan's office and he asks you your pronouns and you answer "Sir, The gender is opsec."

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[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

a-little-trolling we all have usernames don't we folks? big, beautiful usernames! and the liberals, they can't believe it. "you're all bots" they say. shameful. shameful.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

I hit random letters for my username and I often worry it looks like a slur but I'm not sure which one

I'd change it but I wanna get to 10k comments because I think that means I get a little gold hexbear statue in the mail

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

axont could be a fake slur used in a YA sci-fi novel

[-] axont@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

"In the ancient times before the Night Squids descended and we were confined to the Dark Library, humanity had more than one homeland. The story-bringers tell us about the humans from one such mysterious land. Their food was strange, covered in oil and eaten on discs. They would adorn their hair with grease and wear large gold medallions. We now call these people axonts, however the ancients knew them as the Eye-Tal-ians."

may i have a hugo award

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[-] bendan@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

help i misspelled Brendan oh man i am not good with computer pls to help

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I generated my username by randomly pressing keys on my keyboard after my original Reddit account got banned with the CTH subreddit lol. Just swiped my fingers across the entire second row of keys and got this.

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago
[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

i have performative depression and a bad tummy

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

feeling like my comment yesterday might have inspired this one

post doesn't apply to me tho as this is a freeze-gamer username from like 2 decades ago

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[-] EndOfHerstory@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Is there a Mrs. Fukuyama?

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

๐Ÿ…bruh-moment ๐Ÿ…

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[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

brrrrrrrrrrrr top-use-words but, like, Pizza the Hutt

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

there's a part of my heart that will forever be an Ill-Tempered Sea Bass

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[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

queen-ohoho

Simply the best

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