For $250000 I'm totally fine with him showing me his penis. Unfortunately I think he won't be interested now that consent is given though. ☹️
Y'all got any more of those unsolicited billionaire dick pics?
I do NOT consent to Elon flashing me for $250k 😉
Nah, if consent is given that means you get a horse not a payout
Although apparently horse semen is the single most valuable fluid on the market, so if you get a stallion you could probably get a nice payday out of it!
Bullshit. He'd never say "I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry that you didn't like it"
He could show me his penis for $250,000. For another $50,000 I'll show him mine.
ill sneak a peak for free
Is there a source for this? Like, it jives with my mental model of the guy, but it would be nice to have a source.
the company paid
Ah, greedy cheapskate as usual.
Well clearly it was a business expense!
Psst, it’s “jibes” not “jives.”
I’ve only ever heard it called jive
It's a very common mistake, one I used to make myself. But I can assure you it's jibe.
If everyone I’ve ever heard use the word thinks it’s jive, at what point does that become correct? Isn’t that how language works?
It becomes the accepted meaning after a formal dictionary adds it. To my knowledge, no dictionary added this meaning yet.
not anymore
Excuse me it was a pony
A clean pony for PP transaction
#Pony4PPGate
He showed her a pony?
No no, a pony's penis
Does he have a magnum dong or is this an "emperor's new clothes" kinda thing?
Didn't he offer a horse or something?
Stay gold, Ponyboy
“I thought Ghislaine said you were cool… my bad”
Truly a business genius. We can only hope to have the Vision™ that he does. /s
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