Me: "What did you think about Trump's mugshot?"
My neighbor: "We got him!"
Me: "My daughter laughed and said it was funny that "they put him in timeout" because he was only there for like 20 minutes."
My neighbor: "Wait, he's out already?"
We stole a balloon!
Mainstream politics is hilarious.
Our big wet boy gets a slap on the wrist and one side is acting like it's Christmas morning. Then the other side is trying to MAKE A MARTYR OUT OF HIM.
We're deranged in entirely unique ways 
Inventing new ways to be terminally unhinged, just to keep it fresh.
Mr Trump you're fired 
oh my god peak comedy
Virgil's "your fired" bit was way better.
Ron Desantis saying you're fired the other day was a whole new level of cringe
It's so cringe when libs call him Drumpf.
Stand-by to deploy payload:
spoiler
covfefe
Pack it up boys, we got him.
He’ll never recover 
covid killed so many people who didn't deserve it and spared way too many people who did.
Unit 1337 strikes again.
is this a 4chan adjacent trump supporting instance?
The level of stupid the average Lib needs in order to kickflip into loving O'Bummer and Brandon but hating Trump is off the charts. Trump also somehow embodies all the things liberals hate and fear, all at once (even if those feelings are contradictory) which is bizarre as fuck once you apply a 3rd grade level of logic to any of it. Like, for example, somehow Trump is the stupidest man on earth (covfefe, blow up hurricanes with nukes, etc.) yet he's also a super smart deep state facist spy for Russia going back 20, 30, 40 years. Then in order to square that gap they make up shit like he's so indoctrinated they hypnotized him into carrying out the Kremlin's will.
Libs, for fucksake, get a hold of yourselves.
The ol' fascist line of my enemy is both weak and powerful at the same time. Imagine my shock when libs are trafficking in fash rhetoric.
They need to see him as a villain, for his ascendancy to power to be a fluke or the result of cheating. The alternative is too much for them. The ultimate truth:
Trump is the quintessential 21st century American president. A catty gameshow host, a silver-spoon socialite, an unrelenting narcissist. The guy who does petty cons and outright thefts to every lawyer, contractor, and business partner he's ever had. If that isn't true americana, nothing is. Sure, he belongs in a cell, but so does every other president...
I just got diagnosed by my therapist with Trump Derangement Syndrome. She said the only cure was to post through it.
I keep posting, but it hasn't worked so far.
just post more and more until you can't post anymore
I post too hard and like Icarus I get banned by a being that hovers over me and scorns me if I get to close to them.
I lost interest so fast in the congressional investigations into Trump and Russia, I'm sorta shocked that people left that event thinking that Russia had deep tentacles into Western institutions.
Russiagate was always more a matter of faith than evidence. It was taken as pure gospel among libs that the shoestring budget Facebook psyop out of Russia switched enough voters to Trump to flip the election, despite a complete lack of evidence (most analysis indicated it was preaching to the choir).
"Russian Interference" vs "We're actually a worse country than you thought we were and have been for a long, long time".
Trump derangement is the only way to still be a lib and not have their heads explode from the dissonance
the sky is coming down in Trump because he was rude to a journalist on twitter.
"Journalists" deserve far more than that anyway lol.
For me there is this contradiction that libs say: "Trump bad, he was ableist and a trash human!" and then turn around and use slurs at our instance, then get those comments removed and then say we are worse than 4chan for defending our comrades against ableism and transphobia. I just don't buy it that most libs are actually allies and aren't actually conflating the form (Trump not being civil) with the content (him being ableist).
He who makes a Chapo of himself gets rid of the shame of being a Dem.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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