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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago

oi, do you hav'an intercourse loicense sir?

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

So you gotta have a loicense for each sex act? Why not just a single sex loicense?

SSL Single Sex Loicense

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

oi! you got uh permet for that loicense m8??

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 24 points 5 months ago

Something about there being two wolves inside us

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I hope those wolves like nachos

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If it's with that sexy beast in the background: Sign me up!

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago

instance checks out

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

No it is with a human

And not even a particularly attractive one

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago

How knotty of you!

Also, I agree with you

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago
[-] gerryflap@feddit.nl 17 points 5 months ago

As an asexual (who really finds sex yucky): guess I'll die

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 5 months ago

It doesn't specify what kind of sex it has to be or for how long. Have sex with your hand for 2 seconds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] AceCephalon@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

Suppose I'll perish

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"On second thought, maybe Catholic preschool isn't right for little Kaidenn"

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Write 'when?' on the monitor.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Well if it's required then I'll take one for the team and whatnot.

[-] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago
this post was submitted on 30 May 2024
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