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I am 1pm friend (lemmy.world)
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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 100 points 3 months ago

Damn morning people, idk why we night folks let them define things like business hours, we could have had everything opening at like 2PM instead :/

One ~~day~~ night we'll take it back...

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Night gang rise... at 2pm

[-] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 32 points 3 months ago

Oh we're all going nocturnal with this climate. It will be necessary. Maybe subterranean, too.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Cause us morning people can't stay up past 10 without significant effort!!

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 23 points 3 months ago

Sounds like it’ll be a you problem when we finally take over

[-] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago

I hate waking up at 11. Always feels like your day just flies by.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 3 months ago

Sure, but in return your night just keeps going and going until you go to sleep at 4am.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

It does. It's half over by that point.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

My day is from 4AM to 4AM not 12AM to 12AM.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My best case is having about 20-24 hour long waking part of the day and then 7-10 hours of sleep. We need to slow this planet tf down, why rotate so fast!?

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 7 points 3 months ago

No worries, moon slows down earths rotation by about 1.8 milliseconds per century. You'll have your 30 hour day in about a billion years.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago

Me laying in bed wondering if they smell the jizz.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sometimes it’s hard to smell something that’s all over you, you don’t know till you take a shower and go back to your room that you stank af

I always suggest airing out your room while you shower

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

I wash my sheets once a year whether they need it or not so that’s not a problem in my world.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Ah yes. Sound advice from SatansMaggotyCumFart.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ooh la la, the Queen Victoria treatment!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

I don’t give a fuck about the queen.

The mushrooms I forage off them are about fifty percent of my diet.

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[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I'm awake until 2AM. There's a place for night owls and society needs us.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Yeah society needs us but doesn't want to pay shit for most night work. I hate waking up at 6 but I gotta make money.

[-] Dvixen@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

6am friends could have also brought about world peace, but no, they had to wake up the 11am friend.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

And not grab me an extra muffin or something to eat for breakfast...

Grab an extra plate for a bro if you gonna be awake that early anyway! You know you're gonna need my ass to get everyone's collective shit together at 1am, so we can all get back safely; why the disrespect for us "late wake's"?

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[-] soloner@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

Why can't people just compromise at a time like 10 AM instead of dying on their mutually incompatible hills?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

For real tho.
Why are we playing by morning people rules? We need to make some decisions in late afternoon after morning people already went to sleep, those lazy bastards! :D

[-] thirteene@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

They made the plan before the rest of us woke up. At least we are considerate when people might be asleep

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah, all morning ppl are loud af - it's as if it's some kind of rule or a dominance tactic to keep us in check.

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago

Because most places run on morning person hours. If you don't get up early enough you can't get everything done because a lot of places close by mid afternoon. I think the compromise at this point is just divide society into day people and night people and just run everything 24/7. There should be enough of both for that at this point.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

Uhh, what about those that consider 11AM early?

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

1pm??? Why are you waking up so early??? Day doesn't start before 4pm.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Prefers to stay home friend reporting in 🫡

(But not really. Since I'm still home)

[-] don@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Fellow stay at home friend here, 🫡 I got your six. From my home.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

At ease friendo 🫡

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Don’t get me started on the “first come first serve” bullshit that started this competition train wreck of a society.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

I'm the man who's going to start sleep punching motherfuckers who try to wake me up.

You people got this.

[-] dorumon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

That reminds me of my dad which is why I avoided waking him up as a child.

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[-] Dvixen@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I want to punch whoever thinks being a shifted sleeper (4am-noon or 6am-2pm in my case) is a bad thing. I had a job that loved me for taking all the late shifts that my age cohort didn't want so they could have a social life. I just didn't want to have to wake before noon. :D

If I try (and fail) to keep social hours, aka business hours, I have to contend with severe insomnia (in bed by midnight, awake til sunup), or I just don't sleep. Either is bad for me, my health, and the sanity for those around me.

Where I live, most things are finished by noon, and stores close at 4 on the weekend. Late night shopping means open til maybe 7pm on a Friday. (I miss my home city/country. Weekend hours til 6pm, late night (open til 9pm) three nights a week. Moving here was like going back in time forty years.)

Grr Argh and stuff.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

It's currently 7:30 am. I just got off work, I'm browsing a bit on my phone before I take a shower & head to bed. Perfectly normal day for me & my wife understands. I get a hundred apologies if she has to wake me up for something, and she usually doesn't get out of bed before noon.

Us night owls are a necessary part of a functional society!

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

I am so jealous. I am lucky if I'm able to sleep until 6 am. The dogs sometimes wake me up at 4:30 and my wife snores like a sawmill.

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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 months ago

It is the same stuff we do between 22h-4h

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

I either wake up super late or super early, but definitely not at a normal people time.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I wake up when I smell bacon being cooked.

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 11 points 3 months ago

I'm not a 6am person in daily life, but on vacations waking up early just feels natural

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

What do you mean you don't serve breakfast anymore?

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I used to be the 1pm friend, but then a got a job that starts at 1am. Now I'm up at 5am on the weekends, and I'm still technically sleeping in.

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