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All different levels of Pickle Milk for your cereal and drinks!

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[-] Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 28 points 5 months ago

Freshly milked pickles πŸ₯’

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

I only like fem pickle milk

[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I can tell the difference between femboy milk and non-femboy milk by taste alone. Am willing to participate in a taste test for proof if required.

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 points 5 months ago

Ever drink the milk straight from the pickle?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 5 months ago

That's not what Pilk is... Pilk is Pepsi Milk!

[-] thesocavault@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe it's made by Pepsi?

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca -1 points 5 months ago

I thought pilk waa cum

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

it is a marketing tragedy that they tried to associate it to milk, otherwise it would have been a just fine drink. now probably cant drink it without thinking of milk and wanting to vomit

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Oh. I just assumed it was milk with pickle juice in it and was wondering what technique they used to prevent it from curdling.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Pickles need to get out of places they have no fucking business in

[-] thesocavault@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes so was mine, read it again

Edit well I made a joke, but I didn’t say anywhere it’s a good one πŸ˜… I’ll try again next time

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 5 months ago

But you were right, pickles need to get the fudge out of places they don’t belong.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Why should pickles have to do it? The fudge is just as capable of getting itself out.

[-] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[-] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

This is a better joke. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Which is every where. Along with peanut butter and coffee.

[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago

Not as bad as Peg Nog

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I would gulp that shit

-your fellow vegan

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago
[-] manucode@infosec.pub 5 points 5 months ago

@moistbones@lemmy.world Something for you?

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago

Purge the infidels from the earth. God may forgive them but we never can.

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 4 points 5 months ago

I wish it were real. Pepsi-milk just doesn't hit the same.

[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 points 5 months ago

This meme just proves that God truly hates us.

[-] thesocavault@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

God loves us because he gave someone the talent to make this graphic.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Yooooooo Hahahahahahaha! I'm done! Lmao

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

They used to put frogs in milk to help preserve the milk, before they invented pasteurization and the refrigerator.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Put a frog in my butt to stay young?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Yep. Just make sure to feed it twice a day.. πŸ‘

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

eh. easier to just keep finding new frogs probably.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I just put the whole blob of frog eggs in there, like any normal person. 🐸

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Delayed gratification. Nice.

[-] thesocavault@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Really? That is interesting

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yep. Weird AF I know, but apparently it was (and still sometimes is) a thing.

https://www.treehugger.com/if-your-fridge-dies-should-you-put-frogs-in-your-milk-4868045

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

The fucking pickle udders on that logo is a travesty.

[-] thesocavault@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That's it right there! Post closed! LMAO

[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I never bought any, but I was tempted to try the dill pickle flavored ice cream that I saw for sale last year. I found a review of it https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2023/11/15/van-leeuwen-dill-pickle-ice-cream-review/ that suggests the flavor was actually pretty tasty. It was a seasonal thing or maybe even a one time thing, so perhaps I'll never have the chance to taste it myself.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Somebody grew too many cucumbers.

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

🎢Too many cukes

It takes a lot to make a milk🎡

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Nah....i just stick with regular milk
I prefer my milk extracted from tits

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

"Hey Morty I turned myself into a pickle...and milk. I'm pickle milk!"

They really missed an annoying branding opportunity here.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Mmm garlic milk ΰ² _ΰ² 

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago
[-] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The aerith classic

[-] blazera@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

This is infringement on neco arc

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