There's a method, gents. Push the gooch a few times while using your "stop peeing" muscle. Then, pinch the shaft, applying pressure from the underside. Starting from the base, bring your fingers forward up the shaft towards the tip until you get those last few drops. It's clumsy at first, but you build a routine and the drip drip is a thing of the past.

Women who try this: you're just going to end up with your fingers in your vajayjay, not that I discourage that.

It’s most likely to happen when I’m wearing pants that are light enough to really show through. If my pants are dark and will hide it, my dick probably works twice as well that day.

When you finish tinkling, just give the bit between the plums and the starfish a little poke to get the last few drops out.

You're welcome.

Thats why I always helicopter at the urinal.

Welcome to your 40s

Look up urethral milking. It helps.

My cat’s name is Sphincter.

Truth!!! Lord help yah if you wear cargo shorts and the wrong pair of boxers.

“Yeah, the faucet sprayed everywhere.”

You gotta switch back to retention mode and relax before storage. There's a little bit of lag when the valve ages.

Just walk on the spot while shaking your fella, works for me, tricks the little prick into thinking I've walked off.

I mean... Maybe wipe as well? I just use like a square or two of TP and haven't really had any dripping issues since I started doing that.

A dick being a dick

gotta squeeze the grundle

You spelled butt and poo wrong.

No matter how much you shake and dance,

The last few drops end up in your pants.

-Shakespeare, probably

See I get around this by not wearing underwear.