God the edible is hitting me so hard I saw this post here and was like “holy shit this is so funny I need to post this to Hexbear immediately”
Many such cases
My edible is also hitting. What does this mean?
It means I’m about to eat the fuck out of this biryani and watch one piece
Godspeed, comrade 
Im so incredibly jealous, my favorite indian restaurant is closed rn and I cant get any 😔
imma go down town and find the mushroom chocolate lady. Yall need to get on my level.
I thought this was a sexual thing at first.
This is bait, Germans are annoyingly obsessed with baked goods (or i guess boiled in that case) and ofc you can get bagles here.
The joke is that bagels were invented by Jewish people from Poland and Germany is Nazis. When I google 'german bagels', every website and reddit post that I see says that bagels are rare in Germany.
Mom said we can't have any, too spicy.
I don't understand bagels actually. Why put a whole in a sandwich?? It's just worse ergonomics than a regular sandwich! I'm sure it's some capitalist shenanigans to trick people into thinking it's cool and containing more food than it actually does
idk but everything bagels with cream cheese are fucking delicious
Come and take it commies
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Yes 
cream cheese
A hole going thru the part that would be the furtherst away from the heat makes the whole thing to cook faster, allowing more production with the same capital and labor and shit, so, yeah
But it would made sense from a comunist planning perspective too, cuz it's more energy and labor efficient
More quickly and more evenly: you don’t end up with an overcooked outside and undercooked center.
Making it way more efficient. Its funny how when you look into things you find human ingenuity and not just "eh capitalists probably did it for no reason".
Ring shaped bread predates capitalism by at least 300 years. It’s just more efficient to make in certain cases.
Bagels are boiled before they're baked, which gives them a chewier texture that toasts really well. It's an entirely different thing to just regular toast or bread.
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Agreed
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Montreal is a hell of a place. One of my favorite events was drinking in a park and this older lady comes up to us and says 'Ahllo, ave you seen my son? Eeh eez dis tall. Eeh ahs mo-awk. And eeh ees on PCP. Non? Ah, merci! Anarchie!'
Well you know how when you take a bite, cream cheese comes out of the sides and ruins the sandwich? The hole is there so it can escape in even more directions. 
A bagel is not a sandwich and you suck at topology.
it's so bagel salesmen can string them around their necks before walking to the marketplace
It's a thicc bit of dough and the hole is for surface area when baking. Otherwise you'd either get a raw center or burned edges. Also they're not just bread rings, bagels are a different process which involves boiling the dough prior to baking and other stuff depending on the region (Montreal bagels>NY bagels btw). They're not really intended as sandwich material and that's a more recent use for bagels, that being said I fuckinf love a bagel sandwich.
Bagels are boiled, so I assume it has something to do with that
It makes it cook more evenly and also I think medieval bakes used to transport bread on wooden racks so bread with holes were more of a thing back then cuz you could easily stick them on the pegs. Pretzels and donuts also have holes in them. But I'm not a historian so maybe I'm talking out my ass 
Edit: Some guy on 
has a more comprehensive explanation.
More shapes more fun
it's just hard donut that allows you to put a spread on it
I had heard they were made to put them on poles so the kids who all ran around the streets selling them could carry more. I figure a pole of bagels sticking up above the crowd would also kinda self-advertise. Might be bullshit though.
It's fun! You good make the exact same thing as batons but why have a bread baton when you can have a CIRCLE?
Nothing brings me closer to heaven than a warm cinnamon bagel with a nice strawberry cream cheese
Emo Philips bit from 1985
Edit: Apparently he was still using it in his routine in the 2010s: https://youtu.be/xywEDvBTzM0?t=156 | https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=xywEDvBTzM0&t=156
Do people here like when they smother lots of cream cheese on? I personally do but know people who get agitated by it.
I make my own at home cause I have vegan cream cheese there. The grocery store near me sells it and it's actually a buck cheaper than the dairy stuff. However in my bagel ordering days, it never seemed to be just the right amount. It was either like a tablespoon thick or you could see the bread through it thin. You want like 2mm of thickness.id prefer they go with too much cause I can always scrape it off
Vegan cream cheese yeah. And I warm the bagel in the toaster but don't actually toast it. Turns out great.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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