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[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 34 points 3 months ago

I found it at the end of that big red arrow. Turns out it wasn't a useless red arrow after all.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 10 points 3 months ago
[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago

Thanks, hopefully they can get this message now.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago

It's not much, but...

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

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[-] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Strangely, this reminds me of this manga set in a megalopolis, and when the MC reaches what is assumed to be the roof of the super structure, he meets someone who explains that they aren't looking at a night sky, but rather at a ceiling that's far enough away to be difficult for human eyes to discern, how far away is that, coincidentally this gap between the "roof" and the "sky" is about the width of the planet Jupiter.

Guy literally has to use a telescope to be able to track stuff happening on the other side.

[-] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

This sounds really interesting. Can you share the title please?

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The manga is called Blame! and it is very good! Lots of cool moments like this. Excellent architecture

[-] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

It's a trippy Manga with little dialogue. Highly recommended.

[-] apolo399@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Commenting to check later.

[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

It’s behind that teapot that’s up in space

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The one Bertrand Russell left the last time he visited?

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Oh, thank the gods- it's back! Check the image, everyone! Jupiter's back!

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Well of course you're not finding it! 4 is Mars, you want 5

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

[clever comment that makes you laugh]

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 7 points 3 months ago

[Follow-up joke]

[-] AlexDrago@ani.social 5 points 3 months ago

Maybe it's in Uranus

[-] AirDevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Stamets has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. Find it, we will try

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Its gravitational force was destroyed by the asteroids and comets it attracts, so now all its gas is gone (Jupiter is a gas giant). Some of it probably liquified (and later solidified).

Wait, why didn't we get intoxicated by Jupiter's gas? Are we immune to it? Did it somehow not reach earth?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago

Did it go roaming in the inner system again?

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It’s taking a summer vacation in Andromeda

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
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