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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago

Rare Cancer

Really burying that important little tidbit

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

I knew it

Havana syndrome causes cancer

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

caused by communist brain rays

[-] D61@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

CIA: Cancer Inside Asshole

[-] RION@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

open up article

begins with "She 'lit up a room'"

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

when the friendless 19 year old Muslim student you've been gaslighting for 3 months backs out at the 11th hour but you still want that fucking promotion

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

pete cia

Something something Strategy of Tension something something Domestic Gladio

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

ur the funniest one here i love u

[-] RION@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

crush thank you i've been doing pretty shitty lately and that actually means a lot

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

happy cake dayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

don't make me activate my 'Compliment trans until happy' mode

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[-] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I don't know why but that Pepe image makes me laugh out loud

[-] RION@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

honestly the pepes and peepos have been left in the cold for too long due to the alt right stuff. EVERYONE uses them on twitch and there's so many good ones! look at these dudes

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 65 points 2 years ago

They're praising her for having blond hair and blue eyes. This is on purpose, right?

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

pigmask-off

4th Reich moment

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago
[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

The 20th century only makes sense if you assume that all the Western Allies regret siding against Hitler because Communism was always the biggest threat.

We did side with hitler tho. All of western europe was signing non agression pacts with the nazis throughout the 30s but you only hear about the molotov ribbentrop pact. We sided with the nazis hoping they'd go east. If they did, we would have joined them

[-] Zrc@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

damn they even got a picture of the Havana Syndrome

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Havana irresponsible number of beers

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

Havana good time in hell nowdata-laughing

[-] crime@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

oh shit, you can die of a hangover?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

No, she also had cancer

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Yeah she's got havana syndrome

Havana n nuff of this mortal coil hahaha

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago
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[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

packwatch skill issue dancing-roach

I would simply not provoke the wrath of God (Havana syndrome)

[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

hangover syndrome

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Wow an aryan supermodel cia agent died from a bad hangover and you loony tankoids are LAUGHING?!

[-] puff@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Guess she wasn't havan a good time! :D

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So wait, is Havana syndrome just the fact that they had used asbestos and lead paint in building the CIA offices?

I know they violate every health and safety standard making military bases but I figured the CIA rated slightly higher than that

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember kids : the empire will never be thankful even when you serve it well

[-] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

rest in peace... to all the people she was complicit in torturing, killing, and immiserating

fuck her though packwatch

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Cuba has finally mastered the power of bile-duct-seeking-ionizing-microwaves and now the whole world is at its mercy

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Sounds like Vienna syndrome to me shrug-outta-hecks

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Havana Syndrome keeps being brought back from the dead, despite the US government admitting it's made up.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I mean they literally passed a special aid package thing that qualifies CIA (maybe others too) to get free medical care and like medical retirement or compensation pay for a fully made up issue

The people who pulled off this psyop/grift should honestly take that massive W and never speak publicly about it again. Like, you won. The individuals who were in the CIA for like 5 years, lied about all the bullshit, and are now retired at 35 with full medical... they won. Really pushing their luck bringing it up just to rub it in people's faces.

Kinda like Bibi going to DC. Sure, it's probably going to result in absolutely zero consequences as usual... but why are you playing with fire like this?

Risk/reward motherfuckers! The only "reward" is knowledge that you have cucked the US government and the risk is everything!

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

based Cuban death ray scientists doing God's work

[-] FakeNewsForDogs@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Damn. They finally got Carrie mathison, huh? End of an era.

[-] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

I read the title and assumed gina haspel died. Some other cia person, ah well.

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago

Aphex Twin-ass smile

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

She died from HAVANA SYNDROME ... and cancer

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Is this Claire Danes

[-] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago
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[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago
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