I understand "red fascist political movement" as standard .world idiocy, but everything after "ran" is a mystery
what the actual fuck was this person saying?
The only drug addicted deadbeat father who fled the country and that gets mad on twitter I know is Jordan Peterson.
Idk this one is pretty straightforward
here's my attempt at translation:
hexbear.net is a far left political movement whose leadership are racially mixed, hispanic, closeted homosexual furries, who are emotionally unstable after their father (who has addiction problems, doesn't pay child support, and fled the country to escape people who he owes money to) became irate after using the website formerly known as twitter, currently known as x.com
context: many headlines come from the posts of banned users or users in other instances complaining about hexbear
Closeted? 
awwww man, that's kinda almost cute
idk about anyone else, but I think it would be a nice change if "dad mad at twitter" were the actual root of my emotional instability
context: many headlines come from the posts of banned users or users in other instances complaining about hexbear
I didn't know about that, i'll go to sleep less dumber tonight.
catboy enthusiast
go on...
The problem being is that like all bad insults, they keep going too long
A proper insult should fit within 10 - 15 words, tops
Clearly an example of Insult Overflow into Praise judging from the many comments here.
I’m a catboy enthusiast
well of course, you're a sensible person!
My two dads
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
If "half Hispanic closeted gay catboy enthusiast" a reference to Nick Fuentes?
That was my thought, which seems unlikely that he runs this site
Stereotypical gusano language every time elections come up in the states or elections don't go the way entitled brats who had to leave the plantation behind when they were 5 want.
My multi millionaire father who owns 10 gas stations and 5 cash only resturants is so depressed bad man wouldn't let him steal and exploit bad country. I could have been even more rich of a nepo baby if bad man didn't try to regulate my daddy and we would be kings back there instesd of well off crapitalists in burgerland.
OP was trying to project onto us in order to discount Hexbear from having valid opinions.
Is there some place where I can read all the taglines?
I have them but I don't know how to share them. Too much text for a comment. Pastebin doesn't work
It's 1531 taglines and ~200k of text
view source on homepage, line 6
What does that look like? (I'm on android, can't check)
worse than the link you put in the other comment since by default it doesn’t wrap text and the thousands of taglines have to be scrolled horizontally
but it technically counts as a place to read them all
Thank you!!
This is a great question! I would love to know too, but idk who to even ask.
Works best with Firefox on desktop (collapse all, then open taglines), or Chromium on Android (enable pretty print): https://www.hexbear.net/api/v3/site
Thank you!!
They all used to be in a file in the source code of the website, but after scouring, I think that might have changed. If you go in a mega thread and ask you might get one of the folks who's helped work on the site to answer.
Average crack enjoyer
God, could Dad drive a car.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank