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I've made several alts over the years and it's wild to see how badly wreckers fumble on sounding like a leftist.

I used to think I needed to build more credibility before making a post, but it's not the case at all. If you're cool and stay consistent in your values, people here are so willing to give the benefit of the doubt.

Thanks for being a cool community who bans transphobes, debate lords, and chuds.

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[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 72 points 3 months ago

You see it all the time with how they pretend to be black. They'll type out some 1980s parody version of AAVE and think they sound convincing. My favorite, though, is the whole "As a life-long democrat, I'm no longer part of the looney left."

Any actual leftist wouldn't mention membership to the democratic party except as a source of radicalization lmao

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

My daddy Black. My mommy Black.

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[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago

The main problem with trolls and wreckers who pop up here is that they have no education, whether its politics in general or this site's history

So when they start yapping like strawman versions of us, we spot them immediately

[-] Procapra@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago

"Hello fellow leftists, I have this new ideology called "trickle-down anarchy" where the anarchy trickles down from the state! Pretty cool huh?"

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My "favorites" are the ones who believe we're all frothing NazBols who hate minorities

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[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago

Hi! What's yiur favourite kind of violence to dole out on 'normies' and 'right wingnuts'

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 60 points 3 months ago

Please frase this as an actionable threat against an individual, in a specific locale please ahahaha

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Haha me 2 ;)

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

Hello everyone I am new here my name is John Q Communist hey did you ever think that black people....

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago

07 I'm relatively new but I agree

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

One year is relatively new considering how old the site is now!

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago
[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago

And then us old account havers get cancelled for having lawns! And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Dandelions 4 life! Unlimited weeds on the suburban world!

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Did somebody actually get banned for (presumably) getting mad/hostile over a lawn discussion? lol, lmao even.

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

pronouns, cats, rocks, beans, lawns,

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

downbears, fedi drama, cooking oils,

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

My favorite was that one who simultaneously started a thread that seemed perfectly innocuous and normal while immediately tossing out slurs in another thread

It's like, the site ain't that big, you're on the front page smearing yourself with shit and going "I am a normal leftist, like you all"

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

We have the best mods, don't we folks? We love them so very much trump-enlightened

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Hello fellow leftists, don't you think we deserve a little revenge?"

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Ok I was offline for like... 20 hours tops. What happened this time?

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Nothing to my knowledge. I was just reflecting on my new account and how nobody has ever given me shit while my alts were new.

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