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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Eternal Dust of the Cheeto Mind: liberals undergo a procedure to erase their memories so they can experience 2016 for eternity.

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[-] mustGo@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Saying "Most important election of our lifetime" isn't working anymore! blob-sleep
I got it! "Most important election of our lifetime + 1000" agony-consuming

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

2360 will finally be Hillary's election, I can feel it

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

if you believe he's so dangerous why don't you just kill the guy?

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Best I can do is torture and assassinate some South American president for passing land reforms

[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

That emperor? Donald J. Trump trump-enlightened

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Give me an example of a single election that has changed the course of history for millennia

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago
[-] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Yes that election really did represent a crossing of the Rubicon

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Caesar's foray into Britain might explain the development of modern day Anglo chuddery

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

They then proceed to cheer on biden wearing maga hats and dick Cheney endorsements

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