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[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago

They are just letting him say stuff, huh

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

CIA too washed these days to get past the Swiss Guard

[-] bigbrowncommie69@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Plus Catholic Joe Biden knows he's gonna die soon so he figues he has a better shot of getting into heaven if he doesn't try to influence the Pope.

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

He also came out and said both presidential candidates fucking suck.

The catholic pendulum on hexbear once more swings towards "Pope's okay". Can't wait to see what news comes when it swings the other direction

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

no he's only okay for a pope, a bar which is in hell

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

Never forget that the pope is head of a worldwide child abuse ring with national sovereignty.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

I am in my mid thirties and every pope within my lifetime has been the woke Pope and it has never been true, I'm not falling for this shit and neither should anybody else

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Jan Paweł II... woke...

huh

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[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

The best antichrist of my lifetime

[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Francis is like Socdem, but he doesn't have much longer to live, let's see who the next pope is. Colossal religious institutions like the Catholic Church, with its immense wealth and a strong conservative wing, should not be allowed a foothold in any Socialist country.

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

Hexbear Catholic caucus is eating good as always.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

I love it, because I know some incredibly awful catholic weirdos and it gives me joy he pisses them off.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

Why is he speaking on what looks like a bus or airplane?

[-] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago

Is the Pope as in-flight entertainment not good enough for you? You sound like a Cathar.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

The airline version of The Pope is weird cause they dub ovwr the swears

[-] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

the edited-out sex scenes raise more questions than answers tbh

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pope: What is the DEEal with airplane food? God made manah fall from the Heavens and we can't even bring up a decent steak, am I right? Lent is over fellas, don't make me break out the communion wafers

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Church budget is down these days, gotta save a few bucks

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

It’s like when the president does a press briefing on Air Force One

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago

"China is a country"
:pope: solidarity :degaulle:

[-] edge@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

"TradCaths" are probably raging.

Hilarious how they either don't believe in or sometimes don't even know one of Catholicism's main tenants, Papal supremacy.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Technically that only applies to statements made ex cathedra, the pope can say whatever he wants on and Catholics can disagree with him, so long as he's not sitting on his special chair.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 months ago

tbf I'll believe anything anyone says if they're sitting on this bad boy

How does he get on?

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

What I wanna know is why Games Workshop hasn't sued the Catholic Church for so blatantly ripping off Warhammer 40k.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This one also does kill at least 1000 minds every day, though the husks continue to move around.

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 2 months ago
[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Has to levitate back on. Explains why popes are at least fair at getting a room's vibes.

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[-] edge@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

On one hand that sounds like hilarious cope, on the other hand it sounds exactly like the kind of arcane rules the Catholic Church would have.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

ex cathedra literally means "out [from] the chair" but it's a figurative statement that just means "speaking as the holder of this position rather than as a private individual"

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago

This phrase in Latin is still commonly used in Poland in exactly this meaning.

[-] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

"official acts" by a president vs personal acts

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Wait so a cathedral is just a church with a big chair for like official church statements?

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Cathedrals are named for having such chairs, yes.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

He's only God's handpicked representative on Earth when he's on his special chair, otherwise he's just a sparkling priest

[-] Yor@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

📣 he's still transphobic!

[-] Boredom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago
[-] antmzo220@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, I think I might be transphobic too though.

I try to get trans all over me, but instead they're repelled!

Disclaimer: The prior joke uses the term "transphobia" in a manner similar to "hydrophobic," wherein it describes a physical property of molecules which are repelled by water. This use of the term is intentionally detached from its commonly understood definition related to negative attitudes or behaviors towards transgender individuals. The intention is to create a play on words by leveraging the concept of "transphobia" to humorously describe a scenario where I get no removed. I recognize the sensitivity of the term "transphobia" and assure you that the humor is not intended to offend or undermine important issues related to gender identity and discrimination.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 months ago

Holy shit the disclaimer makes this even funnier lmao

[-] robinnist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I don’t think so

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[-] Fishroot@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

the catholic church is trying to get into the growing Christian population in China

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Is he moonlighting as a flight attendant?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
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