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Oreo (lemmy.today)
submitted 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Image Description:

Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.

Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.

Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl's armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo

Text accoppaninn link:

Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials

Message was sent 11:59/AM

Reply from screenshotter: "that tweet?" There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.

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[-] cheddar@programming.dev 39 points 4 hours ago

I would say "what a good day to be blind", yet you added the text transcription.

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

Maybe the internet striving for better accessibility was a mistake. Ignorance is bliss.

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 hours ago

Sounds uncomfortable for all involved

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 2 hours ago

You gotta exfoliate your pits in the shower, then soap & shave. Nobody needs a nasty deodorant patina under their arms.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 50 points 8 hours ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 39 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I would literally cum in the aisle. Right in my fucking pants

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 23 points 7 hours ago

You should have mentioned Oreo, so the bot would write: "Oh, we love it!.."

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 7 hours ago

I am sexually attracted to Oreos

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 9 points 6 hours ago

Don't make me ask twice

[-] Kayday@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

We all have a visceral reaction to this because we've had an adjacent experience at some point. You know it's true.

[-] Micromot@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 hours ago
[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 hours ago
this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
311 points (99.1% liked)

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